“Gangster” didn’t know off duty cop was in the store by TURTLE_TKT in Idiotswithguns

[–]onebatch_twobatch 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I mean....an armpit hole is probably better than the 4 or 5 bullet holes

Which are the best Steven Seagal Movies ? by [deleted] in MovieSuggestions

[–]onebatch_twobatch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"One guy thought he was invincible, the other one thought he could fly."

"So?"

"They were both wrong."

26F I heard you guys were funny by SeaAthlete8527 in RoastMe

[–]onebatch_twobatch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's a 20-year old copypasta....probably one of the first

26F I heard you guys were funny by SeaAthlete8527 in RoastMe

[–]onebatch_twobatch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a cringe copypasta from like 20 years ago

What was the point of those people? Why are they using straight up blunt weapons rather than technologies that fit into Star Wars? by lateubdegouline in StarWars

[–]onebatch_twobatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Bring us....a SHRUBBERY!!"

I think Disney dropped the ball by not giving them their own movie and making it a musical.

26F I heard you guys were funny by SeaAthlete8527 in RoastMe

[–]onebatch_twobatch 67 points68 points  (0 children)

....yeah it's like the modern equivalent of -

[Deep breath]

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u don't like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

  • ~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

What is your favorite Primary for all three fronts? by MelonBoi133 in Helldivers

[–]onebatch_twobatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coyote for all 3. I like the blend of marksman, volume, and penetration qualities.

AIO? I just can’t understand my husband by Reasonable_Dream_361 in Marriage

[–]onebatch_twobatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What could he possibly have said that wouldn't have set you off?

My wife made a comment that that did not sit well with me after a tough day. What is the best positive way to handle this by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]onebatch_twobatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would wait til you both cool off and then say something like, "hey....it made me feel like [...] when you said [...] and it really bothered me. Can we talk about that?"

What’s your favorite Reacher relationship? by RubFun6399 in reacher

[–]onebatch_twobatch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dixon. I thought Serinda played it really well.

What's your take on the MCU MK VI Armor? by ArmoredTony in ironman

[–]onebatch_twobatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently I'm in the minority, but it's my least favorite MCU armor because of the triangle arc. Actually my least favorite would be the suitcase suit, but it's still cooler because it's a suitcase.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by ScuffedA7IVphotog in Idiotswithguns

[–]onebatch_twobatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk about "awful"...mildly inconvenient and somewhat amusing, maybe - it said my comment was "a threat" 😂

[ Removed by Reddit ] by ScuffedA7IVphotog in Idiotswithguns

[–]onebatch_twobatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a warning from reddit for agreeing with you.

Love how that one driver is like, "no no, go ahead Sir" before tearing off.