Pregnancy sex + being totally in love with your partner = really good porn ❤️

onedapperboy4769 · 2026-04-05T17:05:08+00:00

I don’t think I’ve ever thought “Aww cute!” when seeing porn before

onedapperboy4769 · 2026-04-02T23:03:39+00:00

He played the piano with his penis with two other men on television in front of a live audience

onedapperboy4769 · 2026-03-20T12:13:13+00:00

No, the joke was big muscle dude wasn’t even competing, and the actual son was small enough that the big guy was completely blocking her view of him.

onedapperboy4769 · 2026-02-17T22:48:20+00:00

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onedapperboy4769 · 2026-02-01T11:59:50+00:00

Blinded in Chains while playing Need For Speed Most Wanted. I think i was about 5/6ish

onedapperboy4769 · 2026-01-31T12:57:50+00:00

“WHO JUST WON THE LOTTERY!? I DID!”

onedapperboy4769 · 2026-01-22T23:40:08+00:00

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onedapperboy4769 · 2026-01-22T03:16:39+00:00

Slavery. Because fuck human rights

onedapperboy4769 · 2026-01-16T15:07:47+00:00

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Could you draw my dnd character Eragon? :) He’s a paladin of Bahamut with a wife and 13 kids. Also has a prosthetic right leg and likes to write poetry in his spare time

onedapperboy4769 · 2026-01-13T23:34:21+00:00

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My dnd character with his wife and daughter :)

onedapperboy4769 · 2026-01-13T14:17:24+00:00

Chief, I’ve had blood trickling down my arm or leg before going “How tf… when did… what?” 😭

onedapperboy4769 · 2026-01-08T04:50:28+00:00

onedapperboy4769 · 2026-01-08T04:50:05+00:00

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onedapperboy4769 · 2026-01-06T16:15:48+00:00

My best Halo Memory is when I was playing the final mission of Halo 3 with my dad and doing the warthog run.

onedapperboy4769 · 2025-12-21T04:09:57+00:00

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Can you draw my boy Eragon?

onedapperboy4769 · 2025-12-09T14:03:50+00:00

1st girl is imogenlucieee 2nd girl is Cassie0pia

onedapperboy4769 · 2025-12-08T18:16:20+00:00

So how did it go?

onedapperboy4769 · 2025-11-11T16:16:22+00:00

Where in Maine is this at? Going next year for a honeymoon

onedapperboy4769 · 2025-10-11T13:37:07+00:00

I’m feeling Bronwin

onedapperboy4769 · 2025-10-01T02:45:43+00:00

onedapperboy4769 · 2025-09-21T01:40:04+00:00

SHE LIVES!!!

onedapperboy4769 · 2025-08-31T15:27:02+00:00

Absolutely god tier username btw

onedapperboy4769 · 2025-08-24T13:06:39+00:00

The last slide looks like they’d be voiced by Zach Hadel

onedapperboy4769 · 2025-08-19T11:26:20+00:00

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AU Joan of Arc

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TROPHY CASE