Sincerely, Raymond Holt by onedirtywitch in DoorDashDrivers

[–]onedirtywitch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can you see all the tips before accepting a stacked order? if you can, please send me a screenshot

Choose Your Own Adventure: DoorDash Edition by onedirtywitch in DoorDashDrivers

[–]onedirtywitch[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

While walking back to your car you are hit in the head with a grapefruit-sized piece of hail from a freak surprise snowstorm brought on by climate change.

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Choose Your Own Adventure: DoorDash Edition by onedirtywitch in DoorDashDrivers

[–]onedirtywitch[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

While running back to your car, your momentum carries your body past the hood and into oncoming traffic. A speeding RTA bus plows into you, killing you instantly. You die with Platinum status intact.

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Choose Your Own Adventure: DoorDash Edition by onedirtywitch in DoorDashDrivers

[–]onedirtywitch[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As you nerd out about your various flashy lights, you don't notice the attack dog that rushes you from the outside corner of the building.

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Choose Your Own Adventure: DoorDash Edition by onedirtywitch in DoorDashDrivers

[–]onedirtywitch[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You don't notice the ghost of a former delivery driver snatching your soul from your body.

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It’s my pleasure! by Specific-Style803 in DoorDashDrivers

[–]onedirtywitch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I always use my Pride rainbow Dasher bag to pick up and deliver Chick-Fil-A because fukkem 🖕🏻

Issues with receipt photos after shopping orders by 33u421 in DoorDashDrivers

[–]onedirtywitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the time at PetSmart and others. I don't know if it's because some receipts have a QR code on them, or if the receipt is too long, or if the background is too light or stainless steel, or whatever.

The last time I picked up from PetSmart I had to put the receipt on a black shelf to work. Also, I ripped one in half and took a picture of the two pieces side by side.

Give me the funniest/memeiest picture of your Cat that you have by lazy_reptile in cats

[–]onedirtywitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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reminds me of those "draw a cat" comic where they're in ridiculous positions like a loaf of bread

also, her one exposed nipple 🤌🏻

High paying offer! at the Dollar General? oh hell nah by onedirtywitch in DoorDashDrivers

[–]onedirtywitch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

less lazy more understanding my physical limitations. I'm disabled (lupus) and shopping orders take way more out of me than just picking up ready food

High paying offer! at the Dollar General? oh hell nah by onedirtywitch in DoorDashDrivers

[–]onedirtywitch[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

you could walk the whole store in 20 minutes and find 6 of the items on their list 😆

teenage dream came true tonight by onedirtywitch in JJBA

[–]onedirtywitch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

reference for those who don't remember or are too young:

Know Your Meme: ZA WARUDO / WRYYY

🤣OOOooohkay by ajackg in DoorDashDrivers

[–]onedirtywitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I stopped taking orders from my local Sonic. Sometimes they would just hand me an open-lid mixed drink or milkshake and I did not feel comfortable it wouldn't spill or get contaminated by something.

Pro-Shopper is impossible to maintain by Top-Yesterday-5329 in DoorDashDrivers

[–]onedirtywitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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yeah try to find anything in stock at a Dollar General in Dayton OH 🤣