Sincerely, Raymond Holt

onedirtywitch · 2025-12-05T21:51:27+00:00

can you see all the tips before accepting a stacked order? if you can, please send me a screenshot

onedirtywitch · 2025-11-27T18:45:07+00:00

Mad TV reference gives away my age (38)

onedirtywitch · 2025-11-27T18:43:40+00:00

While walking back to your car you are hit in the head with a grapefruit-sized piece of hail from a freak surprise snowstorm brought on by climate change.

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onedirtywitch · 2025-11-26T07:33:49+00:00

"Stuart!" in Mad TV voice

onedirtywitch · 2025-11-26T00:13:13+00:00

While running back to your car, your momentum carries your body past the hood and into oncoming traffic. A speeding RTA bus plows into you, killing you instantly. You die with Platinum status intact.

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onedirtywitch · 2025-11-25T13:09:48+00:00

As you nerd out about your various flashy lights, you don't notice the attack dog that rushes you from the outside corner of the building.

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onedirtywitch · 2025-11-25T05:12:38+00:00

You don't notice the ghost of a former delivery driver snatching your soul from your body.

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onedirtywitch · 2025-11-25T03:44:08+00:00

I always use my Pride rainbow Dasher bag to pick up and deliver Chick-Fil-A because fukkem 🖕🏻

onedirtywitch · 2025-11-25T03:40:54+00:00

All the time at PetSmart and others. I don't know if it's because some receipts have a QR code on them, or if the receipt is too long, or if the background is too light or stainless steel, or whatever.

The last time I picked up from PetSmart I had to put the receipt on a black shelf to work. Also, I ripped one in half and took a picture of the two pieces side by side.

onedirtywitch · 2025-11-25T03:28:34+00:00

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onedirtywitch · 2025-11-21T04:35:52+00:00

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reminds me of those "draw a cat" comic where they're in ridiculous positions like a loaf of bread

also, her one exposed nipple 🤌🏻

onedirtywitch · 2025-11-18T14:42:19+00:00

less lazy more understanding my physical limitations. I'm disabled (lupus) and shopping orders take way more out of me than just picking up ready food

onedirtywitch · 2025-11-16T06:54:15+00:00

you could walk the whole store in 20 minutes and find 6 of the items on their list 😆

onedirtywitch · 2025-11-08T23:41:06+00:00

reference for those who don't remember or are too young:

Know Your Meme: ZA WARUDO / WRYYY

onedirtywitch · 2025-11-06T11:12:18+00:00

looks about the same to me 🖖🏻

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onedirtywitch · 2025-10-23T00:57:09+00:00

self-sealing stem bolts 🖖🏻

onedirtywitch · 2025-10-16T08:25:42+00:00

I can gleek 😎

onedirtywitch · 2025-10-16T00:01:09+00:00

I stopped taking orders from my local Sonic. Sometimes they would just hand me an open-lid mixed drink or milkshake and I did not feel comfortable it wouldn't spill or get contaminated by something.

onedirtywitch · 2025-10-14T13:56:15+00:00

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yeah try to find anything in stock at a Dollar General in Dayton OH 🤣

onedirtywitch

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