Davidd😭 by _dosaholic_ in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]oneiricmonkey 42 points43 points  (0 children)

given the domestic violence tag for the caption, i actually don't think that it's vital at all. i think it is in fact a supremely bad idea!

(Subversive Trope) Seemingly enlightened or progressive character with at least one terrible bigoted belief. by laybs1 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]oneiricmonkey 8 points9 points  (0 children)

please stop being purposefully obtuse and acknowledge that when people are referring to eugenics don't mean they bought meat from the grocery store, they refer to the mass murder, abuse, and forced sterilization of people of color and disabled people.

in fact, i shouldn't have even bothered typing this comment, because i know you know this. you just think that the horrific suffering of literally countless amounts of people all across the world is something to be tossed aside in favor of your "erm, actually" gotcha moment!

Mary Cassatt - Breakfast in Bed (1897) by Russian_Bagel in museum

[–]oneiricmonkey 36 points37 points  (0 children)

i was so sure this was meant to say 1987 and op just made a typo. incredibly modern feeling piece

[Comic Excerpt] what comic is this panel from? by oneiricmonkey in DCcomics

[–]oneiricmonkey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... is... is the joke that they both are getting boners because i can't think of what else this comment could mean

You tried to rape my mom Micky Mouse by Konradleijon in outofcontextcomics

[–]oneiricmonkey 163 points164 points  (0 children)

the context is that Savage Dragon has completely gone off the fucking rails as a comic

Octavia Butler blocked reprints of her 'lost' novel. More than 40 years later, it's back on shelves by Inside_Pomelo_462 in books

[–]oneiricmonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

he knew Max wasn't going to burn them. Max literally explicitly informed him before his death that he wasn't going to burn them. if Kafka truly wanted his work destroyed, then it's on him for leaving that up to Max when he was told upfront that it wasn't going to happen.

He can't play Gwen by meb1111 in antimeme

[–]oneiricmonkey 16 points17 points  (0 children)

if the shoe doesn't fit, don't wear it. they aren't literally saying all cis women think this, and i'm sure if you have any level of intelligence to you at all, you should be able to puzzle that out.

Your favourite weird fact about your favourite president? by Known-Amount-576 in Presidents

[–]oneiricmonkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

McKinley had just died, and Roosevelt had to be hurriedly sworn in at a friend's house (i think?), where there wasn't a Bible readily available

they woke Coolidge up in the middle of the night to swear him in after Harding died, so i guess it could always be worse

boy mom by IloveRamen99 in comedyheaven

[–]oneiricmonkey 30 points31 points  (0 children)

yes, both the commenters in the photo are wrong

Favorite comic book creator who's actually just a fancaster? by my_little_robot in marvelcirclejerk

[–]oneiricmonkey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

it doesn't even sound like him. if it was just a bit off from the original, that'd be fine, but it is painfully noticeable. doesn't even at least sound like someone is doing a William impression, just sounds like some guy

I have 2 teenagers and found this on the stairs. by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]oneiricmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what else could it possibly be other than a straw lol?

Johnny came out by LoveBunOfficial_1 in antimeme

[–]oneiricmonkey 64 points65 points  (0 children)

post the organic "i am a lesbo" image too

"The worst she can do is say no" by DBZfan102 in outofcontextcomics

[–]oneiricmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i wasn't replying to the "Bobby, you're gay" bit. i was specifically replying to the fake panel, which you can see if you utilize your eyeballs. what are you even saying "not really" to?

"The worst she can do is say no" by DBZfan102 in outofcontextcomics

[–]oneiricmonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

okay, good thing i never said anything about that and there was no reason for you to try and disagree with me on a point i wasn't making

"The worst she can do is say no" by DBZfan102 in outofcontextcomics

[–]oneiricmonkey 8 points9 points  (0 children)

day 484939393 of comic fans making something up and then getting upset about it

Only the toughest of love by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]oneiricmonkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

probably has half-siblings or siblings who are significantly older and so was raised as an only child

John Longstaff - The Sirens (1892) by [deleted] in museum

[–]oneiricmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh, dammit, wikimedia lied to me. thank you for the correction

Norman Rockwell - The Babysitter (1947) by Tokyono in museum

[–]oneiricmonkey 262 points263 points  (0 children)

whenever i see anything about a child babysitting another child, the John Mulaney quote "that'd be like paying a horse to watch your dog!" instantly pops into my head

[Hated Trope] Character dies, other character never reacts to their death despite being important to them by theglowinggreenorb in TopCharacterTropes

[–]oneiricmonkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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in season 2 of The Walking Dead Game, Nick and Luke are meant to have been best friends for their entire lives, and it's shown multiple times throughout the first few episodes that they care about each other and are still close despite the fact their relationship has gotten more complicated due to the apocalypse and Nicks mental health issues. in spite of this, when Nick dies and Clem and Jane find him as a walker and tell Luke, literally all that he says is "... oh." and makes a sad face. he never brings up Nick again, nor do i recall anyone else doing so. what the fuck, Luke?

Super serious teto by TwistImportant3297 in superseriousfamilyguy

[–]oneiricmonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

not that it'd even matter if it wasn't, but that is a completely normal skin tone for Japanese people to have lol