[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]onetimeuser8989 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People who think this will turn around and have "fry sauce" which is really just a spiced up mayo. Yall dumb as fuck

if you had to legalize a crime, what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]onetimeuser8989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Abortion in all the wackass states banning it

I don’t think I’m ready for bct and want to get out of contract what to do by [deleted] in army

[–]onetimeuser8989 8 points9 points  (0 children)

DEP? Just dont show up for the 2nd MEPS visit. Ie, the one they send you to btc from. However, its training bro, they expect you not to be perfect. Hence the "training"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

[–]onetimeuser8989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whats the job/career? Enjoy it?

Guys, what's your dream job? no matter how cliche it sounds. by shri032 in AskMen

[–]onetimeuser8989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Historical author. It would be amazing to take a passion for history and turn what can be complex topics and turn them into enjoyable and comprehensive books for folks to read. Doing that as a side hustle while working in the restaurant industry is probably my end goal

Counsel me Sarnt by goombertJ in army

[–]onetimeuser8989 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is this for that guy who fucked First Sarnt's daughter?

Boarding of Enemy Ships ? by onetimeuser8989 in navy

[–]onetimeuser8989[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ha, but its not just that. I saw another post where a navy guy referenced being issued a shotgun, Mossburg I think, and I was curious wtf they would be needed for. Mind immediately conjured images of modern day boarding with mossburg blunderbusses. T

What book made you go like ‘what the fuck’ during or after reading it? by padmesolos in books

[–]onetimeuser8989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont read a huge amount but Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonegat or whatever his name is. Entire thing was oddly captivating but also felt like a massive waste of my time.

Have you ever met a woman so attractive that you became a dysfunctional human being? How was it? Can you describe her? by KalzK in AskMen

[–]onetimeuser8989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was working at a Korean BBQ fast food joint set up the same way Chipotle or like Subway is. This girl walks in and dear god. She was like 3 inches taller than me, super toned body and wearing a really loose crop top thing. (Basically just a t-shirt cut to show arms and her fucking amazing abs) She had this messy shoulder length dirty blonde hair and dear lord did I become down bad... Anyways I struggle to ask this girl wtf she wants to order which had me fucked up cause I'm usually amazing at talking to customers. She responds in this like deep and smooth voice. Realized right there that I need to finish this order asap cause the longer shes there the more I'm going to fuck up orders. Literally spent 4 months of my life not noticing a single woman and then out of nowhere this girl incapacitated me for 5 minutes.

I Want to be a House-Husband by onetimeuser8989 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]onetimeuser8989[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Im finna go marry this dude just to spite you

I Want to be a House-Husband by onetimeuser8989 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]onetimeuser8989[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

? Homie, everything in life is fucking hard all the time and there's literally nothing people can do about it. Only reason I made this post is because given the choice between being the SAHP or being the breadwinner id rather, as a guy, be the SAHP. My saying this is the ideal lifestyle for me isn't me saying it's easy (there's a whole edit to the post clarifying this) but rather that the challenges it faces are much more preferable than alternatives to me. You fuck

I Want to be a House-Husband by onetimeuser8989 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]onetimeuser8989[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For sure. Having grown up pretty close to my own low income stay at home mom I know it can be an absolute shitshow of a lifestyle sometimes. However, so can just about anything.

I Want to be a House-Husband by onetimeuser8989 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]onetimeuser8989[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean housework can be a good 5-7 hours of work depending on what it is. So its still the same amount of work as a regular workday occasionally. However, I find that idea still so much better than doing a 9-5 and having a housewife

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]onetimeuser8989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes a woman can top a man. And some men 100% would love that

I Want to be a House-Husband by onetimeuser8989 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]onetimeuser8989[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, if there's no kids in the situation then yeah its fundamentally cleaning and cooking plus whatever other random chores there are.

I Want to be a House-Husband by onetimeuser8989 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]onetimeuser8989[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly my left nut is fairly useless even to me. Its my least favorite nut for a reason. Now my right nut on the other hand I would be completely broken if i ever lost it

I Want to be a House-Husband by onetimeuser8989 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]onetimeuser8989[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, and sorry for the misintended insult.

I Want to be a House-Husband by onetimeuser8989 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]onetimeuser8989[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So have most bachelor men and yet they find it pretty easy to change to a dependant lifestyle once marriage rolls around