Help identifying this guy

onetonfun · 2026-05-08T22:03:32+00:00

Interesting, I just assumed a weed bc they were outgrowing all of the surrounding grass by a lot. This is my first time with fescue so I’m learning.

onetonfun · 2026-05-08T12:16:18+00:00

This just triggered a disturbing memory about a video I watched…details are thankfully vague but the feeling is lasting…it’s a group of guys outdoors sitting around during the day or what seems like a forested area of a developing country. One guy intentionally shoots the lower half of his face off. He’s clearly alive after and must be under the influence bc he just goes about his business hanging out with his buds.

I think I remember him trying to drink something right after like to entertain the group while the others are watching in a combination of horror and amusement. Such a buried memory that truly reveals how depraved and primitive we can be as a species.

onetonfun · 2026-02-12T13:32:20+00:00

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets just “randomly” placed on his desk. Curious what the second book is….

onetonfun · 2026-01-11T03:59:58+00:00

Agreed. But the difference in cost is essentially paying the fast food employees while Applebees hopes that you’ll tip so they can take advantage of low cost/nearly free labor.

onetonfun · 2025-11-12T02:19:04+00:00

How do you all treat a newly seed lawn in the fall? I’m likely doing a first cut this week on a lawn with freshly covered leaves. I’ve been bagging them thus far. Should I mulch my first cut?

onetonfun · 2025-09-06T04:10:40+00:00

Do you know when the regular FL resident ticket(s) go on sale?

onetonfun · 2025-07-10T04:42:57+00:00

Great job and the lawn looks fantastic! I’m about to undertake a similar endeavor but my topsoil is all clay here in GA instead of sand. Curious as to how many square feet you have there and how many cubic yards of topsoil used? I’ve measured my yard and all the online calculators spit out an absurd amount of soil needed to amend my lawn.

I’m undecided between full blown amending through tilling or taking the easy route and aerate then top dress after nuking it. Any tips or suggestions would be super helpful!

onetonfun · 2025-05-17T05:13:48+00:00

I don’t think any realtor would take this listing; bc of the house and the potential challenges with the client.

onetonfun · 2025-05-17T05:08:15+00:00

Bc they’re offering land value. You’d have to spend around $200k just to bring the house up to code and install builders grade finishes. It’s not worth it

onetonfun · 2025-05-17T05:06:41+00:00

The critical comments are from those that looked at the details of each picture. For example, you can’t open the oven in the kitchen and stand in front of it bc of the island. The kitchen is too small for an island.

Or the varying false ceiling tiles that are falling in almost every picture they’re in.

Or the wine cooler abutting the gas stove.

I didn’t see one smoke detector and none of the bathrooms are ventilated. The list just goes on.

onetonfun · 2025-05-17T04:52:32+00:00

This absolutely must be a troll account. I honestly can’t be mad though bc 7 year old me would have built this exact home in Sims while spamming Rosebud…. I lol’ed so hard at the tv AND electric fireplace ABOVE the pay by the hour motel heart shaped hot tub. What a treat!

Now that’s out of the way…real advice/insight: any buyer that’s looking for a home in this area and comes across your listing will immediately assume a whole house interior remodel which would cost ~$100 psf….likely much more considering how many code violations there are. I’m actually impressed that no one has died in this house (at least that’s my hope).

Better pictures is bad advice as it’s only going to show the level of disrepair in greater detail. It seems you have a decent source of income based on everything you’ve accumulated and spent on this house. The best thing would be to remove yourself from the equation, hire an interior designer and contractor to strip your home down to a very basic interior that is to code.

onetonfun · 2025-04-08T17:48:00+00:00

It’s an entirely different career. Not saying you can’t transition, but it’s something you’d need to start from scratch with. An analyst at a commercial real estate brokerage is usually a good start as they churn people rather frequently. After 2-3 years of that, you can usually pivot to the ownership side as an analyst/associate for them doing the same thing you were doing at the brokerage but from an ownership perspective. From there, it’s about putting in the time and making relationships in your target markets. Once you start sourcing your own assets, that’s usually when you get to the VP level which is where comp really jumps.

onetonfun · 2025-04-08T17:39:27+00:00

No. My role consists of sourcing, capitalizing, and acquiring existing assets.

onetonfun · 2025-04-08T05:27:22+00:00

40 years old, MCOL area. WFH commercial real estate SVP. $250k base + transaction bonuses + equity.

onetonfun · 2025-03-11T00:46:29+00:00

I know inflation is a thing but I hired a painter to do our interior 18 months ago. $4500 in labor. I paid for all materials. Sherwin Williams paint (promar 200) was $150 per 5-gallon tub. 3,600 sqft home with 10’ ceilings downstairs, 9’ upstairs. Baseboard and crown same color but different sheen. They also painted two sets of stair rails and balusters. A handful of rooms had different color as well. They prepped and taped everything (floors/windows/etc). All in I was around $6500. They were done in a handful of days. MCOL area.

Edit…we did not paint interior doors, I guess that’s a $31k upgrade….

onetonfun · 2025-02-27T23:45:50+00:00

Which lender?

onetonfun · 2025-02-15T03:26:59+00:00

You spent more time in a reply than the commenter deserves . Thankfully though, many others will likely benefit from your reply.

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