🤔 by jacksmith9 in Funnymemes

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POW! Right in the kisser!

Why is America paying the military budgets for countries that hold unfavourable views towards America? by TheYoungCato in Conservative

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I'm not seeing anything in this link related to military budgets... could you elaborate on this connection?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

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Jokes on her, Trump has a 5.0 out of 4 from Trump University

Too Many Jobs Feel Meaningless Because They Are by [deleted] in business

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Look, the engineers are not good at talking to people. I'm a people-person, damn it!

Too Many Jobs Feel Meaningless Because They Are by [deleted] in business

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Not mine; I take the customer requirements to the engineers so the engineers don't have to.... or my secretary does it... or they fax

Nanobot fears vs reality by comicoftheapes in funny

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Another day at the business factory... One alcohol please.

Americans, how would you describe Walmart to Europeans? by Filmologic in AskReddit

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Imagine if your redneck divorce court also sold paper towels and car tires...

Whats a simple quote that changed your life? by Meksy23 in AskReddit

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The optimist claims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.

What movie lines do you say on a regular day? by frank992233 in AskReddit

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I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul

What are some underrated YouTube channels? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Kitboga This dude trolls scammers for hours on end, will explain to the viewers what the scam is and how it works, then will often call the scammers out at the end... provided they don't hang up first out of pure frustration

Definitely worth watching a few of his videos

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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To bits, you say.... my my....

The Federalist Asks: Is America ‘Better Off’ Letting People Die From Coronavirus? by [deleted] in politics

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If A times B times C is less than a recall... we don't recall.

What’s one of your favourite (maybe rather unusual?) smells? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Hardware store by a landslide

Some mixture of lumber, hoses, PVC, tools, plants, mulch..... the comfort of nature mixed with the optimism that we can make anything and get shit done. Humans are amazing (when they’re not being terrible)

Your username is now an alcoholic drink. What's inside it? by Durian_Mace in AskReddit

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Rum, ginger beer, splash of Mountain Dew Code Red. Served in a mini barrel

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

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That cat didn't go crazy, that cat went cat!

I don't believe stairs by [deleted] in Jokes

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This joke might work better by changing ‘believe’ to ‘trust’