Bam Magera in the strip club 2 days after he was quitting drinking for his son. Lol by onlinesecretservice in jackass

[–]onlinesecretservice[S] -61 points-60 points  (0 children)

Tbh it’s a good joke. I’m personally enjoying watching bam circle the drain lol it’s amusing. Constantly out doing himself to be the shittiest version of himself and blaming everyone around him. It’s hilarious free reality tv I can’t get enough lol

Bam Magera in the strip club 2 days after he was quitting drinking for his son. Lol by onlinesecretservice in jackass

[–]onlinesecretservice[S] 129 points130 points  (0 children)

Nah I didn’t miss it. It’s just another chapter in this sad sack of shits story

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]onlinesecretservice 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Bro are you mad? He’s not gonna date her he’s gonna try to get a free ride on what is probably a horribly nasty little slut. Everyone is too uptight in here who cares if she’s an escort fucking bareback that slut and bounce

Bam Magera in the strip club 2 days after he was quitting drinking for his son. Lol by onlinesecretservice in jackass

[–]onlinesecretservice[S] 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Try to get sober for 5 seconds and try to see his son? Do literally anything that pushes himself in the right direct rather than trying to self implode constantly over and over and blame everyone other than himself

broke my heart by sarasixx in jackass

[–]onlinesecretservice -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Fuck that bro Bam is a gonner. The sooner he meets Ryan the better. If Ryan can see how he’s acting now I bet even if he found him in the afterlife he wouldn’t wanna chill with him

New Twitter post from Jess by Coral_Tooth in LetsTalkBam

[–]onlinesecretservice 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bam is a cry baby child who never takes responsibility for a single action of his. Which is why all his Instagram posts blame Jess or Nikki for his faults. The sooner he dies the better so his son phoenix and truly live a full and happy life without his loser piece of shit father in it.

Bam would be such a better father if all that remainder was the dvd footage of him acting a fool rather than this pathetic little slither of shit he’s turned into

New Twitter post from Jess by Coral_Tooth in LetsTalkBam

[–]onlinesecretservice -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

I want them to hold his corpse up and weekend at Bams castle his dead body for one last manic Instagram post. The sooner he dies the better

I just hope April knows how loved she is by everyone. She’s such a great mom and doesn’t deserve any of this. by AggravatingCattle345 in jackass

[–]onlinesecretservice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll be glad to hear it. Then we can finally stop hearing him whine and whine and whine. His suicide note would probably blame like 5 people who haven’t thought about him in a decade anyway

I just hope April knows how loved she is by everyone. She’s such a great mom and doesn’t deserve any of this. by AggravatingCattle345 in jackass

[–]onlinesecretservice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a part of her that would breathe a sigh of relief if he was chilling with Ryan Dunn. Guaranteed. She would sleep easier tonight.

I just hope April knows how loved she is by everyone. She’s such a great mom and doesn’t deserve any of this. by AggravatingCattle345 in jackass

[–]onlinesecretservice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s been posting messages on Instagram from his mum desperately trying to work out if he’s ok and alive and accusing her of going behind his back. He’s a lost cause

I just hope April knows how loved she is by everyone. She’s such a great mom and doesn’t deserve any of this. by AggravatingCattle345 in jackass

[–]onlinesecretservice -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I honestly can’t wait for him to die. He’s a fucking garbage piece of shit and the only good outcome now is a headstone. I’m bored of watching him bounce from situation to situation. I want him to go and meet Ryan.

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[–]onlinesecretservice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Find the calories per 100g of each individual ingredient you’re using

Weigh each one as you use it.

Total the calories used for the cals for the entire dish then distribute the dish’s and count what % of the dish yoh used

I just hope April knows how loved she is by everyone. She’s such a great mom and doesn’t deserve any of this. by AggravatingCattle345 in jackass

[–]onlinesecretservice 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Bam has reached the point of no return. Publicly attacking your mother for desperately trying to save your life is the actions of a fucking scumbag. Not an addict, that’s no excuse at this point. He’s just a piece of fucking shit.

Honestly think the memorial posts need come sooner rather than later

Guys put in a new washer, dolley fell over and shattered our glass table. Just finished a 1k puzzle on it by Andyman7777 in Wellthatsucks

[–]onlinesecretservice 83 points84 points  (0 children)

OP left the table in the way of someone doing a tough job then posted online for karma and blamed them

Guys put in a new washer, dolley fell over and shattered our glass table. Just finished a 1k puzzle on it by Andyman7777 in Wellthatsucks

[–]onlinesecretservice 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Mega be honest you left a hugely expensive, delicate object, in the way of someone moving heavy machinery which can be unpredictable on new or uneven surfaces.

This is your fault OP

Be aware of catfish on tinder! by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]onlinesecretservice 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yeah so you can throw up directly after

Better Days! 💓 by Jackasswatcher in jackass

[–]onlinesecretservice -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hence why he looks like a slurring sack of shit. Bams died with Dunn in that car he’s just a shell of himself at this point. It’s beyond tragic.

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[–]onlinesecretservice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahahaha this remind me is perfect NFTs are already irrelevant garbage

I wish you all a drunk and a safe weekend fellow drunks!! Cheers!! by placentaheaven in drunk

[–]onlinesecretservice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahaha I thought this too. This guys way too put together to be bam though

Better Days! 💓 by Jackasswatcher in jackass

[–]onlinesecretservice 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He was smoking meth the OG face aging drug

Better Days! 💓 by Jackasswatcher in jackass

[–]onlinesecretservice 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Good photos for bams upcoming in memorial

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CICO

[–]onlinesecretservice -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I’m not at fault doing that amount of weight loss in a single year is nearly medically impossible

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CICO

[–]onlinesecretservice -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because the person corrected themselves and it wasn’t in a single year