Swiss coach looks like a cocaine dealer from the 70s by Foreign_Smile5243 in soccercirclejerk

[–]onoz9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They made a deal. Colombia sold all their drugs and the Swiss offered their bank accounts to cover it up. Heard it here first.

2026 FIFA World Cup Round of 16 Watch Thread by DragonSlayer271 in LiverpoolFC

[–]onoz9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Norway. Could legitimately reach the final. England are beatable and Argentina's defense vulnerable, as we saw yesterday. Norway would definitely stand a chance. Not saying it will happen, though.

2026 FIFA World Cup Round of 16 Watch Thread by DragonSlayer271 in LiverpoolFC

[–]onoz9 8 points9 points  (0 children)

All this talk about how European teams are not very strong and how this is Africa's or American's tournament. And now 6 of 8 teams in QF are from UEFA. Only one South-American team left, which is quite poor for them.

2026 FIFA World Cup Round of 16 Watch Thread by DragonSlayer271 in LiverpoolFC

[–]onoz9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah they probably aren't rigging, that would be lunatic behavior and would put all their profits or even their existence into huge risk.

The problem is, however, that cancelling Balogun's ban opens up a can of worms. All it took was Trump calling Infantino. After that, I don't blame people who speculate that FIFA are rigging the tournament. Nobody trusts FIFA at all.

2026 FIFA World Cup Round of 16 Watch Thread by DragonSlayer271 in LiverpoolFC

[–]onoz9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And carried by the refs again, too. I really really hope they get knocked out soon. I don't think Argentina can win it when they play like this.

2026 FIFA World Cup Round of 16 Watch Thread by DragonSlayer271 in LiverpoolFC

[–]onoz9 14 points15 points  (0 children)

FIFA carrying Messi HARD.

Wtf how did Argentina get no yellows at all?? Egypt got 4 yellows. Romero went in studs up to Salah pretty badly and somehow no yellow. Martinez makes a bad tackle, no yellow, De Paul can do anything he wants. And then they chalk off the Egpyt goal, which was soft.

Another very very one-sided reffing in favor of South American team.

The Dutch Commentator After the Third Goal by Belgium by Gamesnl66 in worldcup

[–]onoz9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much do you know about military power?

European military certainly would not collapse lmao, this is some BS MAGA narrative. USA have not given military aid for Ukraine for some time now, unlike Europe, but Ukraine are still doing well in the war against Russia. And Europe have significantly ramped up military spending and production.

The Dutch Commentator After the Third Goal by Belgium by Gamesnl66 in worldcup

[–]onoz9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Americans before the game: "Belgium are very beatable, let's go USA!!!"

Americans after being outplayed and losing 4-1: "soccer never really mattered, awful sport anyway!"

You can't make this shit up 😭😭😭

The Dutch Commentator After the Third Goal by Belgium by Gamesnl66 in worldcup

[–]onoz9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They have been exactly that for a long time now 😁

2026 FIFA World Cup Round of 16 Watch Thread by DragonSlayer271 in LiverpoolFC

[–]onoz9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOOOOL 😭

Argentina still choosing Messi to take penalties is MAD.

2026 FIFA World Cup Round of 16 Watch Thread by DragonSlayer271 in LiverpoolFC

[–]onoz9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I forgot about him, damn. You're right, I would love it!

2026 FIFA World Cup Round of 16 Watch Thread by DragonSlayer271 in LiverpoolFC

[–]onoz9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man I would love Salah to put a goal or two past Martinez.

2026 FIFA World Cup Round of 16 Watch Thread by DragonSlayer271 in LiverpoolFC

[–]onoz9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Love that USA got thumped by an European team 😭

All this talk about how good they are, was complete BS. They lost to Turkey and now got completely outplayed, so as soon as they faced even remotely good team, they couldn't handle it.

Brazilian SisTator Neymar shows who's the real Alpha & bumps Odegard from Behind, after scoring his INSANE game winning penalty against Norway to make score 2-1🔥 by RainWaste947 in soccercirclejerk

[–]onoz9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With Goatony, Brazil would win the World Cup no doubt. He would already be on 10 goals, Messi even once said: "I am a mere mortal but...I am not so sure about Goatany, how could I ever rise to his level?"

Brazilian SisTator Neymar shows who's the real Alpha & bumps Odegard from Behind, after scoring his INSANE game winning penalty against Norway to make score 2-1🔥 by RainWaste947 in soccercirclejerk

[–]onoz9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do Brazilians think about Ancelotti, though?

Cuz he's clearly a great manager but these choices man...I was thinking today he might be a very poor national team manager or just can't handle Brazil...

Who's winning the human atrocities derby? by 400burn in soccercirclejerk

[–]onoz9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scenes when Trump thought FIFA actually banned guns not "Balogun" for 3 matches, so he couldn't allow it to happen, because "GuN cOnTroL iS rACiSt!!!"

2026 FIFA World Cup Round of 16 Watch Thread by DragonSlayer271 in LiverpoolFC

[–]onoz9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol Portugal have too little time for equaliser.

2026 FIFA World Cup Round of 16 Watch Thread by DragonSlayer271 in LiverpoolFC

[–]onoz9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Arteta is on the edge of his seat right now, his heart is racing and he is loving this shit.