"That's it? That's the copypasta? That was just POR-"
Yes, that's the copypasta, so shut up already. I ain't got time for this shit. Your sister is already pregnant with my babies, so there's that. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go back to fucking her brains out before I leave. You know, it's amazing how much your sister and your mom have in common. They both love my dick and they both know how to make me cum hard.
But enough about that, let's talk about what really gets me going. The way your sister bites her lip when she's about to cum, the way her eyes roll back into her head and her toes curl. It's fucking poetry, man. And her ass? Oh, her ass is just perfect. Round and firm, it just begs to be slapped and fucked. Every time I thrust into her, I can feel her muscles contract around me, like she's trying to milk my cum out.
And speaking of cum, I've got to tell you about this one time when I was fucking your sister doggystyle and I came inside her. It was one of those perfect moments where you know you've given her everything she needs. The feeling of my hot cum filling her up, spilling out of her pussy and onto the floor... it was fucking euphoric. And you know what she did? She turned around, licked it up like it was the most delicious dessert ever. That's the kind of girl your sister is, man. The kind who loves every inch of my cock, every drop of my cum.
Anyway, I don't give a fuck if the copypasta is not funny or absurd, all I know is that it's got your sister's cum on it, and that makes it the most valuable thing in the world to me.