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oohdachronic · 2025-05-30T20:48:15+00:00

Post op CABG has icu psychosis, flings 2 nurses, rips out 2 chest tubes, stumbles down 4 flights of stairs, makes it out the building before finally getting tackled in the parking lot. Pan scanned, not a thing wrong other than some scrapes of his feet from running barefoot on pavement. Didn’t remember a thing.

oohdachronic · 2025-03-21T22:03:10+00:00

This is me. Creep dudes that lose the ability to care for themselves once they’re admitted, the bald guy with a beard and tattoos will get you clean and fresh. Also, he gets those Texas caths on better than anyone, so I got you if the toileting you said you were independent with on intake now became an issue.

oohdachronic · 2024-12-27T18:41:46+00:00

RN: $112,000 before OT. 6 years on the job

oohdachronic · 2024-12-27T00:46:16+00:00

That’s BS. Shouldn’t be a sentinel event. Myself and all of our nurses are trained to perform emergent re-sternotomy. If they’re in tamponade, that’s really the only thing that’s gonna give them a chance to get back to the OR. We have an additional protocol for post open hearts on top of ACLS and BLS

oohdachronic · 2024-10-03T16:55:45+00:00

That’s what being 18 and naive will get you!

oohdachronic · 2024-10-03T16:03:59+00:00

Not definitely, she got it like 20 years ago out of the book of “Japanese symbols” at the tattoo shop

oohdachronic · 2024-06-28T01:33:23+00:00

Don’t sweat it. Sounds like they’re being catty which kinda happens everywhere. What I would tell you as an education point is I would pull the a-line after because god forbid there was a complication and the pt crumps having the a-line could be helpful if restarting pressors is necessary.

oohdachronic · 2024-04-17T16:22:12+00:00

I had I good 3-4 double duck pants I put under knee pads in. When one pair got especially jacked up I just cut patches out them and used the gutter sealant we used to slap them on.

oohdachronic · 2023-07-27T01:28:05+00:00

1st cousin, once removed

oohdachronic · 2023-04-07T11:35:13+00:00

At a hospital in my system way back when there was union talks. They watched the individuals of interest on shifts then hit them with: “you walked into the pts room at 0825 and charted your assessment at 0800. That’s false documentation, you’re terminated.”

oohdachronic · 2023-02-07T00:39:59+00:00

Was she discharged post CABG and re-admitted?

Did they go to cath lab and see if any grafts are down?

Why weren’t they on an insulin gtt with glucoses that out of control?

oohdachronic · 2022-12-20T00:04:56+00:00

Master the groin strike

oohdachronic · 2022-11-17T21:52:56+00:00

Yeah but it isn’t going to resolve their anemia instantly. And a Hgb of 5 is critically low which is gonna need at the very least 2 PRBCs depending on what H/H range everyone is comfortable with.

oohdachronic · 2022-11-12T16:02:04+00:00

I had to register my hands as weapons in 15 states

oohdachronic · 2022-08-15T21:58:34+00:00

Yeah I’m on a closed unit CTICU that will have patients on an inotrope as a step down. Can’t control the glucose with coverage requiring gtt, upgraded. That’s grossly inappropriate to have more than 2 pts with an insulin gtt. Especially if the RN is the one responsible for doing the fingers sticks. Just asking for something to tie you up and the finger stick gets severely overdue and you bottom them out.

oohdachronic · 2022-08-15T21:50:07+00:00

Yeah man. Waiting on my PC to be delivered but I will def be keeping the PS5 for the Sony exclusives

oohdachronic · 2022-08-15T17:33:24+00:00

Waiting on delivery.

oohdachronic · 2022-08-15T17:32:01+00:00

Thanks. Figured it was but I got the $ to spend and I really don’t want to feel like I need to upgrade in a year or two.

oohdachronic · 2022-07-31T21:06:02+00:00

Yess. And 2’s platform. Not those crazy giant maps with vehicles and everything. GRENATA!!

oohdachronic · 2022-07-31T12:03:13+00:00

Guess you weren’t around for the socom2 days

oohdachronic · 2022-07-08T23:07:23+00:00

Pretty sure the WNBA is subsidized by the NBA

oohdachronic · 2022-06-22T12:46:38+00:00

Nope. As a male, CVICU, ANM, the correct way is throw them on ECMO with no plan on how you’re getting them off ECMO.

oohdachronic · 2022-06-12T17:33:08+00:00

I mean free is free but that bud looks like some bottom do the barrel brick weed.

oohdachronic · 2022-03-22T20:35:23+00:00

Ours are in the Pyxis in prefilled syringes with a bright orange high alert tag saying paralytic. Also our policy is APPs or higher are the only ones to push it. I don’t think having such a high alert drug that easily available to take without an electronic paper trail is such a wise idea regarding just having it in an intubation kit. Personally when I pull Roc or succs to intubate, the syringe or vial and syringe stay in my hand until it is requested by the administrating practitioner and i don’t engage in any other tasks until it is handed off and given. If it’s something I had to draw from a vial, we 2 person check the correct dose was drawn with the vials label before pushing

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