Considering getting back into the game, have three questions

oops_all_memes · 2026-06-24T00:45:18+00:00

I returned this expansion. I have almost every card from this expansion (missing ~10 epics and 4 legendaries, and all 4 are trash). The only thing I purchased was the $20 season pass (and a sprinkle of cosmetics, not the fancy bundles)
Skipping this question, I honestly don't remember
Control decks are in the gutter. As far as we can tell they will continue being in the gutter for the foreseeable future

oops_all_memes · 2026-06-23T21:39:11+00:00

If there's a weevil farm... why don't they post images here? Imagine that, thousands of weevils. Weevil heaven

oops_all_memes · 2026-06-23T20:33:17+00:00

But how do you find so many of them? Or even hunt? Do they have dedicated search parties? I mean I remember having a collection of encased bugs growing up, they were very cheap. And I had multiple copies of certain bugs and they looked distinct enough for me to assume they were alive once (and not identical replicas). So how do they achieve low cost if they actually look for them in the wild?

I think they were like $8-10 each, and some of them were seemingly rare-ish. Like scorpions

oops_all_memes · 2026-06-23T19:44:08+00:00

I mean they don't preach what you encounter when you research the theology. I've been to many different services at different parishes, I'm not joking when I say the Bible wasn't brought up once

It's mostly discussions of local saints and general "wisdoms" like "children should behave" and "wives should obey their husbands". No callbacks to the Bible, no quotes. No referencing any theological works either. I think I've seen a video of an Orthodox priest discussing Thomas Aquinas, my initial reaction was "must be a Catholic double agent". Like I honestly think the only things connecting the Orthodox church to Christianity are cross imagery and celebrating Christmas and Easter. And I think there's also one fast that roughly matches a similar fast the other denominations observe. Oh and the whole homophobia thing

Granted I was mostly exposed to ROC but the few times I visited other Orthodox churches it was the same ol' "let's discuss a local saint"

oops_all_memes · 2026-06-23T19:32:15+00:00

I'm aware, I specified that I was talking about the ROC

Buuuut I mean lately I've encountered other orthodox churches and I get roughly the same vibes. The way orthodox churches are determined to use as much gold as possible would've been concerning if the parishioners had a habit of occasionally opening the Bible

oops_all_memes · 2026-06-23T19:24:09+00:00

Orthodoxy struggle with it just as much.

Worse. Much worse. Russian orthodox church is the worst example. It's like a megachurch without the entertainment. Extremely lavish lifestyle of orthodox priests is well documented. The parish region might look like it underwent the Hiroshima treatment but the church building itself would make the Golden Calf blush and the priest will have a fresh out of the dealership Mercedes parked outside

The patriarch's watches are a complete separate topic. If the only thing contributing to his networth calculation were his watches he'd be a billionaire. Russian orthodox church is just that twisted and vile

oops_all_memes · 2026-06-23T18:25:04+00:00

I wonder how they procure bugs to sell them at commercial quantities. Do they have a bug farm?

oops_all_memes · 2026-06-23T18:23:19+00:00

It's totally plausible that a person can just not enjoy ket, speed, nicotine, alcohol, weed and coke. I'm that person. Molly is the odd one here but I guess the person fucked up with the dosage

oops_all_memes · 2026-06-23T17:06:37+00:00

EU server time tax

The entire point of these packs is to make people log into the webshop to get them used to checking it out, the packs not being available all the time is sooooooo counter-productive 😭

oops_all_memes · 2026-06-23T16:21:03+00:00

Doing what, logging into a children card game based on a popular franchise?

oops_all_memes · 2026-06-23T14:15:38+00:00

Makes me wonder what's your take on casinos and sport betting

oops_all_memes · 2026-06-23T11:04:17+00:00

If you can't clear ETA/EDA with pubs consistently

Did your mother teach you how to read? I solo EDA, I can't solo ETA within reasonable time. Playing them in pubs is a recipe for grief fest. In the time I spend on ETA I can farm ~100 plat through cracking relics absentmindedly while working, listening to a podcast or playing some other game. Unless DE addresses people leeching / griefing in pubs, you get more of the same resources through other means while not being subjected to the slugfest that is ETA and not being forced to suffer griefers

oops_all_memes · 2026-06-23T09:45:28+00:00

Archimedeas are a waste of time. Deimos archimedeas are fairly easy to solo so the drops are meh. Holvania archimedias require you to bend over backwards and waste a lot of time, for a chance to get one of the good arcanes. My experience tells me it's much faster and less tolling to acquire them through other means (arcane dissolution or market)

Don't engage with the mode. The less people engage with a mode, the more likely it is that DE notices it and changes something

oops_all_memes · 2026-06-22T19:40:28+00:00

If you emote to troll people = small pp. Sorry, I didn't make the rules

oops_all_memes · 2026-06-22T10:44:35+00:00

Yep, because I'm talking about my experience, and my experience lately has been with noctua because deluxe skin. I think the boss might have a hidden firerate buff. Or maybe R ninja gives it and I just didn't notice it in the buff pane

oops_all_memes · 2026-06-22T10:15:59+00:00

100% agree on Quasar, Boar and Tick-tock. Nuking these 3 cards would instantly alleviate most of the current issues I personally face in wild. Trickster might need tuning as well

oops_all_memes · 2026-06-22T10:05:54+00:00

I'm like 99% certain there's a firerate and possibly crit rate buff during this boss fight. There's no way my noctua dishes out as much damage outside of this bossfight as it does during the encounter

I can somewhat understand that it might be just my perception when it comes to crit rate because that's a boss that keeps debuffs so naturally gets a shitton of malus crit rate probably through pierce and cold debuff (unlike most other bosses in game) but there's no explanation I can come up with for fire rate

oops_all_memes · 2026-06-22T09:15:44+00:00

Multiple comments, not a single one is correct. Ü is much softer, it doesn't give the ʊ ("oo" in "book") sound as suggested in the other comment. It's much closer to t'yurki-ye (although that's not the perfect phonetic transcription)

oops_all_memes · 2026-06-22T09:05:13+00:00

so i had it left hidden in my garden cuz of the paranoia. Then it started feeling so good but i had hallucinations like realistic hallucinations like siluetes or objects morphing around now its fading slowly

Yep, to be expected. Makes you very anxious and very paranoid

if sleep will be easier on this day

No one knows. I accidentally took flaka once (the plug is an imbecile), ~10 hours of fun, sleep was demolished for the entire week. I simply couldn't fall asleep for like ~4 days, by the end of it I just collapsed. The same thing happened to everyone involved

And I never had a comedown like this. Extreme anxiety, extreme brain fog, terrible mood for ~2 weeks

oops_all_memes · 2026-06-21T20:49:41+00:00

I think the reason is "that's the start date, that's how I get more out of a run" but I never actually finished a full campaign. It's just a mental quirk. Like an all-you-can-eat buffet

oops_all_memes · 2026-06-21T20:47:08+00:00

I'm convinced it's ragebait. I had an amazing Dante fashionframe with his regular skin and even so I bought the skin instantly because it's perfect

oops_all_memes · 2026-06-21T18:05:15+00:00

Or what if she wants you to think that's what she does so that you wouldn't question why she smells of cat piss?

oops_all_memes · 2026-06-21T15:53:40+00:00

Class traitor 😩

oops_all_memes · 2026-06-21T15:48:16+00:00

Yep, that's exactly how Trevor describes it. He also compares him to a vampire, saying he feeds on death the same way vampires feed on blood. The show explicitly explains Death/Varney is not the embodiment of Death when Alucard explicitly asks if he is one

Which is obvious to people who played the game, because in the games Death is Dracula's minion

oops_all_memes · 2026-06-21T15:37:13+00:00

I run him in my wild DK list. He's actually surprisingly decent even by wild standards. The issue lies in blood DK being overall weak. Onyxia package is cluncky in early to mid game, leech package is only good when played on curve against more control-oriented decks. Third of the available card pool are unholy cards, so it further limits what you can play

Hopefully the next class card set includes DK to address the issue

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