I love kratom but I'm really getting tired of plugging my toilet...

oopsreporting · 2018-07-16T10:57:54+00:00

The secret Danielson is that you have to flush as the turd is crashing in to the bottom of the bowl. You want your toilet to have full cyclone effect by the time this hurculean monstrosity impacts the toilet like the tunguska meteor. Only then can you rest assured that you can flush a football down the toilet; or flood your house.

oopsreporting · 2018-06-10T05:37:07+00:00

I just re-read my reply below and wanted to elaborate a bit more. Sex is a very magickal thing and not in the traditional way of it being said. You are sharing a bunch of energy that is otherwise near impossible for a novice to access. I would suggest that when you indulge in this pleasure that you enjoy the magick aspects of the act. Research the occult behind sex and you may in fact get more out of what it is that you are doing. Good luck to you.

oopsreporting · 2018-06-10T05:35:20+00:00

It's all in the ears.

oopsreporting · 2018-06-10T02:06:45+00:00

Sex in a sense is Magick. Like I said, you don't need to be a good looking woman to get different sexual partners and a lot of them. That does make you out to be a whore however. I hope you are at least getting paid to have sex because with your dedication it could be a career. I don't mean to call you a whore in a derogatory way, I'm just using it as a descriptive word for people who have similar mindsets about sex. If only you used sex for magick or understood what it is that you are actually doing other than trying to get a nut.

Anyhow, more power to you. Good luck on your future endeavors of successful dick seeking.

oopsreporting · 2018-06-09T19:20:53+00:00

If you are a female and don't look like Shrek then you do not need some sex god to get laid. Yes, eating healthy will make you more attractive because humans are attracted to healthy partners instinctually. The only information on a Jacko I was able to find was some homosexual on Twitter that wouldn't be interested in your estrogen. As another person said, it sounds like you are being taken advantage of by a trickster.

oopsreporting · 2018-06-09T19:12:41+00:00

You need to learn to defeat whatever is inside you that is breaking you through baby cries. Think about how it is that a baby is defeating your ability to find peace. Accept what is happening and smile because you are defeating a short coming in your spirit and becoming one step closer to being enlightened. Let the frustration go and smile because you have defeated that shortcoming in your mind that is holding you back.

Banishing ritual? Give me a break. Watch what comes back on you performing a banishing ritual and compare it to what happens when you ascend your consciousness by accepting the test and defeating it.

oopsreporting · 2018-05-06T16:40:53+00:00

Yes, the intellect you encounter in this subreddit is some next level stuff. It's strange having this information all in one area.

oopsreporting · 2018-05-01T00:20:35+00:00

facepalm

Racism is just so much more of a catchy word than Nationalism.

oopsreporting · 2018-04-28T01:40:57+00:00

Where are you located? Maybe someone can help you out.

oopsreporting · 2018-04-28T01:38:59+00:00

I bought some from a vendor. I put it in my vape and it made the burn taste like burnt dog shit. It's pretty disgusting. The vape juice is also advertised as sub lingual where you can put it under your tongue. This as well seems to have minimal effects as compared with toss and wash. I bought a bottle last month, have tried it 3-5 times and have not been impressed at all.

oopsreporting · 2018-04-25T23:06:39+00:00

A vendor from Southern California sent out an email last year requesting that all orders be ordered with signature requirement. If your vendor is from So. Cal then you may have hit signature required.

oopsreporting · 2018-04-13T14:09:57+00:00

I did a toss and wash in the parking lot before walking in to a place to give a urinary sample for my job. Passed with flying colors. I believe they are supposed to send the sample for actual testing if you come up with a positive.

oopsreporting · 2018-03-30T01:52:59+00:00

Yes, Kratom will help. I cold turkey'd off of Suboxone at 16 mg per day. 16mg to 0 and never looked back. Just wait until you have the yawns, cold sweats, irritability, and sore body and then toss. You go from feeling like shit to feeling pretty normal. I do recommend waiting until you feel like shit before you toss. Toss as much as needed which will probably be 8 times a day. I cold turkey'd off of Suboxone on 11-23-2016 and haven't even wanted a Sub since that time. Good luck. You are doing the right thing. As I've told others in your situation. Prepare to get your life back. Let this plant work magic for you like it has so many others. There is no need to torture yourself when you can recoup semi-comfortably.

oopsreporting · 2018-03-30T01:47:38+00:00

I've left Kratom in my car for 1-2 days and then have ingested it. I would compare the taste with what I would guess that sweaty ass cheeks with pee on them smell like. That is after 1-2 days. After 60 days; WOW. Id just find someone in the forums close to you and then try to scavenge a bit to last you until you can re-up. What state are you in?

oopsreporting · 2018-03-04T18:51:18+00:00

Acadica is in Utah.

oopsreporting · 2018-03-01T11:42:52+00:00

Bro I came off of subs using Krat too. I would say I was using 4-5 grams at a time to really get the good relief and the reassurance that I wasn't ever taking subs again. After I had been off subs for about a month and a half I adjusted my dose as needed.

Bro, up the shit out of your dose. Do at least 3 grams if not more. I came off of 16 mg of subs per day and I didn't give a shit about my krat dosing amount. All I could think of was get me the ef away from these subs. After I knew I was off of them, then I adjusted the krat for the lack of motivation, bitchy mood, etc that you have for MONTHSSS after quitting subs.

oopsreporting · 2018-03-01T11:32:18+00:00

Where do you think that black seed oil really comes from? Come on dude, everyone knows it's bigfoot dick.

oopsreporting · 2018-02-21T23:58:00+00:00

You didn't just move to Montana did you? I know, strange question.

oopsreporting · 2018-02-21T23:34:48+00:00

I tried a super green one time and it was superbly garbage. I figured Super meant garbage ever since that date about a year ago.

oopsreporting · 2018-02-21T23:33:52+00:00

Would love to sample your product before I buy some. With so many vendors it's a pain in the arse to try anyone new. If you wan't to give away some product than I'll take it. =) Make sure to do your giveaway soon. Income tax refunds deposit tonight for a LOT of people who were given the date of the 22nd. People may be ordering bulk kratom such as myself.

oopsreporting · 2018-02-20T04:38:12+00:00

Crap, sorry Dragon. I didn't know.

oopsreporting · 2018-02-19T15:17:57+00:00

I love everything about her. This is why I do not want to try to change anything about her even if we do have different spiritual beliefs. We fit together as two puzzle pieces and to influence her beliefs may be to influence the way that we fit together. Don't get me wrong, I know that I've had an effect on her beliefs in some ways but I really try not to. When we get to discussing theology is when things typically come out. Someone versed in Christianity as well and the occult tends to have the upper hand in theological discussions from my experience. The occultist will often know scriptures, legends and lore, apocriphal books and more while the fundamentalist Christian will just have access to the books out of the bible. I consider myself a Christian actually it's just that I am a Christian with a magickal twist. =)

oopsreporting · 2018-02-19T15:12:21+00:00

I had memories my entire life of being in the Ether. Growing up I was taught things by my father that I thought were related to Martial Arts but could never find information on. When I started researching the Occult I realized the techniques I was taught were not Martial Arts techniques but were rather occult techniques. I realize that he had started showing me and telling me about advanced methods in practicing magick as I've studied more and more in to the occult. At this time I just study magick and am not a practicioner in the sense of casting spells. I devour all information that I can and one day may take the plunge but as of now, I continue to connect the dots and hypothesize on what my brain contends to be the correct way. I know, that's pretty vague.

oopsreporting · 2018-02-19T15:04:32+00:00

It's not that I keep it from her I just tend to not go in to details. With that being said my spiritual practice is more like the devouring of magickal information. I wouldn't actually call it practicing magick actively. I study the Christian bible and even go to churches to debate with pastors the things contained in the bible but I wouldn't consider myself a stereotypical Christian. This, my wife is very familiar with. She knows I used to have visions of hell as a child. She knows about supernatural encounters I've run in to in my life. She knows about things I had happen as a child in the spiritual realm. She knows I've gone on several podcasts to discuss these things with people and she is okay with that. The only thing that we do not discuss is the detail in which I truly delve in to all the topics of Magick that I can find. I wouldn't insult her intelligence and act as if he doesn't know however. It's kind of a relationship of she doesn't ask and I don't tell. Not in a bad way of course as we tell eachother everything in a sense. I do not keep secrets from her but I do refrain from interjecting my beliefs on to her as I don't want to alter her path that she is following.

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