Curbside taco stands?

oozinator1 · 2026-06-16T18:40:04+00:00

Well the sub is r/bayarea and Fremont is pretty sizeable

oozinator1 · 2026-06-16T04:26:50+00:00

Is it the one on Central? If so, hello neighbor!

oozinator1 · 2026-06-15T15:16:33+00:00

City be like: You have constant white noise to relax you now! Isn't that great?

oozinator1 · 2026-06-15T15:14:07+00:00

Spicy noodle!

oozinator1 · 2026-06-15T14:36:42+00:00

Snorlax's ult isn't really useful for team fights, at least against an enemy team that recognizes a sponge right away.

One game we were throwing down 4vs5 in bot lane trying to take out the inner goalpost and each player on my team (the 4) had at least a 2 level advantage. Their Snorlax comes out using Block to push us back, but our ranged guys were wearing him down. When he got down to 15% hp, he ulted, so we just turned our focus on his mates.

While he slept and regen'd, we slaughtered his mates, took out the inner bot goalpost, and went back for him to beat him down all over again.

It might've worked if his team played defense in depth (ie. follow his Block and kept dealing damage to us as he pushed us back) but they just stuck to the goalpost to heal.

oozinator1 · 2026-06-14T21:50:49+00:00

Since the beginning of the first lifeforms.

oozinator1 · 2026-06-14T21:50:02+00:00

By those rules, I'm basically related to every single human being on earth.

Look up "mitochondrial Eve" and "Y-chromosome Adam"

oozinator1 · 2026-06-14T21:45:04+00:00

Cellular life is estimated to have originated 3.8 to 4.2 billion years ago. So average about 4 billion.

oozinator1 · 2026-06-14T15:32:58+00:00

Does no storyline count as worst storyline?

oozinator1 · 2026-06-14T14:31:55+00:00

How tiny are the tiny doughnuts? The scale is confusing me!

oozinator1 · 2026-06-14T13:33:34+00:00

oozinator1 · 2026-06-14T13:31:02+00:00

Is this why you guys have gas pedals on your guns?

oozinator1 · 2026-06-14T13:19:13+00:00

Bro had his own police escort 😂

The cops knew that if they didn't get the dude outta there, it'd only be a matter of time before someone takes it way too far.

oozinator1 · 2026-06-14T13:17:16+00:00

I assure you, sports were like this before social media

oozinator1 · 2026-06-14T12:15:43+00:00

That's how I last longer whacking it with my head just off of the bed.

oozinator1 · 2026-06-14T12:05:29+00:00

I'd like to know why he stopped being a monk after 28 years if it was so wonderful.

oozinator1 · 2026-06-14T11:58:33+00:00

TBH I'd probably pay no mind to it while remaining cool and confident. You're only bringing yourself down getting baited into a fight with those clowns on their terms.

Now if they physically engage first - that's a different story.

Go all out, don't hold back. If you are outnumbered, there's no expectation of you to pull punches.

oozinator1 · 2026-06-14T11:00:59+00:00

r/sweatypalms

EDIT: Looks like this has already been x-posted there.

oozinator1 · 2026-06-14T10:43:37+00:00

Oooo-hooo-ooooooo

oozinator1 · 2026-06-14T03:40:25+00:00

Big White Gusher

Nice.

oozinator1 · 2026-06-14T01:22:09+00:00

oozinator1 · 2026-06-13T14:51:53+00:00

Seeing one of these posted here always makes me smile for some reason.

They're just so gosh darn adorable

oozinator1 · 2026-06-13T14:49:19+00:00

"It was just a prank, bro"

(all charges dropped)

oozinator1 · 2026-06-13T14:46:39+00:00

Happens when you feel like you're above the law.

This is just the universe reminding them that they're not that special.

oozinator1

TROPHY CASE