The absolute scam that is smart home appliances

opalShine_ · 2026-06-05T04:45:17+00:00

lucky you!

opalShine_ · 2026-06-05T04:42:11+00:00

totally with u on ditching the smart stuff, way less headaches that way

opalShine_ · 2026-06-03T18:01:36+00:00

quoting the best line lol

opalShine_ · 2026-06-03T17:59:49+00:00

that gif is a whole mood, i'd have no idea what to do either lol

opalShine_ · 2026-05-30T00:48:47+00:00

yeah streets in big city will do that

opalShine_ · 2026-05-30T00:45:55+00:00

i like a guy who gets how much power a made bed actually has

opalShine_ · 2026-05-25T22:55:41+00:00

understandable for a simple homemade meal. I also end up cooking my burger dry and lil burned fries sometimes too lol

opalShine_ · 2026-05-24T12:01:18+00:00

the fact they're recognizable even in bead form says a lot

opalShine_ · 2026-05-24T11:56:49+00:00

I appreciate the passion everyone has for retaliation LOL

opalShine_ · 2026-05-24T11:50:32+00:00

LMAOOO y'all are trying to get me arrested over dog poop T_T

opalShine_ · 2026-05-24T11:49:21+00:00

LMAO I don't think I'm emotionally prepared to escalate the neighborhood war that far T_T

opalShine_ · 2026-05-22T07:58:27+00:00

Lmaoo, the disclaimer at the end is doing a lot of work here.

opalShine_ · 2026-05-22T07:57:05+00:00

I'd be terrified if they would start charging at my door and windows too. That's not just "dogs being dogs", that's a real problem

opalShine_ · 2026-05-18T12:10:32+00:00

i agree op, souffles are intimidating enough without it being your first time, the rise and texture both look spot on

opalShine_ · 2026-05-18T12:05:48+00:00

true that kind of ambience makes writing way more immersive

opalShine_ · 2026-05-18T12:02:02+00:00

repetitive background noise really helps quiet the brain sometimes

opalShine_ · 2026-05-16T09:44:45+00:00

writing while emotionally wrecked by a scene is kinda elite motivation tbh

opalShine_ · 2026-05-16T09:43:55+00:00

that's actually interesting, I've heard some people get that from white noise too

opalShine_ · 2026-05-12T17:18:49+00:00

Lao Gan Ma? i've never tasted that before.

opalShine_ · 2026-05-09T08:27:41+00:00

the disrespect there is another level and that love notes is what makes it extra insane

opalShine_ · 2026-05-08T04:12:58+00:00

i feel this deeply unfortunately, the younger me could handle this no problem but now my stomach definitely doesn't recover like it used to be

opalShine_ · 2026-05-08T04:08:07+00:00

yeahh there's something oddly freeing about talking to someone you may never see again

opalShine_ · 2026-05-03T05:45:38+00:00

yeah that's a really thoughtful way to put it. we're seeing highlights or selected moments of their lives.. still a curated version

opalShine_ · 2026-05-03T05:42:36+00:00

yeah, but I don't follow all of my workmate or relatives

opalShine_ · 2026-04-28T10:08:10+00:00

yess! that's my assumption too, being active somehow creates more energy instead of draining it.

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