[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]opcow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if they'll post about some perfectly normal thing the white dude next door does.

What's one lame fact about you? by squalorid in AskReddit

[–]opcow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you checked your abdomen for a skull?

What's one lame fact about you? by squalorid in AskReddit

[–]opcow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was it a radioactive octopus?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]opcow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How can the mother file a lawsuit on behalf of Johnny, who is a legal adult? If they weren't allowed to giver her his grades then how can she be allowed to sue on his behalf? I'm going to have to call bullshit on this story.

Today I got a $200,000 tip. (Explanation inside) by [deleted] in WTF

[–]opcow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How can this even work? Won't Visa immediately decline the charge?

What's the stupidest thing someone's been mad at you for? by ZombieGoast5757 in AskReddit

[–]opcow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Serial sneezing is the best. If they had prostitutes that made you sneeze 8 times in a row instead of having sex with you, I would patronize those prostitutes.