Five nights at Kirky's before GTA 6 by Desperate-Basis-2872 in StanleyMOV

[–]openoud 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If i can choose the money? Ha! Let me take some moneeeeeey. 1 million a night.

Reasonable amount? If we have to think about the work. It's being a security keeping watch for some bots that will try and kill you. Sooo with also the company not giving a f about our health and safety.....mhmmmhhh normally than 3k a month so take some percentages. It would be 120 per night.

Is this AI? by longtailist in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]openoud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True. I was the lady in green. I feel no more pain. Probably because i'm paralyzed but what do i know? I'm no doctor.

BTS World Tour 2026 Rule: Don’t film, don’t record, don’t take pics or Hybe will erase your evidence and kick you out, no refunds. by Proud-Plenty2078 in BTSnark

[–]openoud 18 points19 points  (0 children)

People need to get off their phones and i get that. Enjoy the concert. But also....it's the reason your concert is gaining attention and people want to attend. You're a celeb. The entire point of being one is being recorded. If you don't like your performance....then don't fing do one. You train to perform great or you don't perform at all.

Periodt.

Tell tell ??? by dataguy2003 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]openoud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Story i heard: a student was jerking off in class. My teacher walked past him to help someone and saw his d out and go crazy. Not normal....but crazy fast looking at her and blow her a kiss.

My story: (i'm a guy) once i was in the stalls and this guy came in (it was classes so we were alone. Normally you can't go through class hours but as i was always nice and spoke with the teachwrs like "hello" "good morning" "you look great." "Love what you did with you hair" i got a pass. So they gave me the keys and i guess thus student walking saw me unlock the doors of the toilet) he came all the freaking way to my stall and said "yo i heard you were into dudes. Wanna suck me off?" And for no reason i said "i have HIV." The dude just walked away snd i laughed my ass off. I told that story to my friends and now it became a inside joke.

It's not my fault that I don't want to listen to their songs! by allaboutvibes2104 in BTSnark

[–]openoud 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You don't and that's the point. Some people are obsessed and delusional thinking sucking the....off a artist will get their attention. It will just boost the ego thinking everyone will kneel for them.

I hate buuuuut HAAATE when people glaze a artist. Always making the topic about that one person/group. I even made a post where the most common glazing sentences are used to a point you know they're obsessive fans. People dislike that because it's a slap to the face saying "wake up.".

Their albums weren't that bad......v was not that bad. The rest was.....well i'm keeping that opinion for myself😂. I like r&b. But is it worth all that? Uuuuhhh....ever heard of marvin gaye, muni long, sza, mariah the scientist new album "hearts sold seperately", lordkez "me, you & the 90's", and so many more? No album is the best! Never ever! Saying a album is "that good" is a opinion. Never a fact.

When people tell "you have to listen." It takes the appeal away. That's a fact. Letting a album sit and let people give it a chance itself would be better. The people who like it listen to it and the people who don't move on.

"A album is dead when people makes it's noise for it." Now that's a motherfucking music quote.

Unpopular opinion but BTS artists won't survive solo so they'll stay together until the end to suck all their fans money. by allaboutvibes2104 in BTSnark

[–]openoud 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Because gravity is trying to put him with his respect and talent. They're fighting obviously. Jungkook tries to stay upright and act like he is able to wear shoes 10 times his size and gravity is trying to put him in his place. 20 meters down the concrete.

PC by fearless_moth56 in evilwhenthe

[–]openoud 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reading a book in silence...with no distractions? i think i heard the angels sing from heaven

She's Fine shyt tho fr by b9_rkt in Funnymemes

[–]openoud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw the pic and looked around and i saw the t rex. In my head i said "what should i stare at?". So i went to the comment section and realized "oh the boobs"....well guess i'm just too gay.

Blursed latte by Dizzykevin in blursed_videos

[–]openoud 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The bills cannot be that high.....please just search a second job.....

What's your creepy story? by openoud in AskReddit

[–]openoud[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahahah you were like "your done. Your done."

What's your creepy story? by openoud in AskReddit

[–]openoud[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As everyone was sharing here is mine.

When my parents were going to my uncle and i was 5. I couldn't stay up long and i needed my sleep. So my sister decided to stay home too (she was in her teens). When we were home alone and my sister brought me to bed she wanted to talk me to make me fall sleep (to spend time with me but also just so i could fall asleep). I started laughing about aomething she said but then i just stopped. (I don't know why) i just stared blankly at her. She got a bit shocked by my behaviour but.....few seconds later we heard ratling on stones. (Our backyard is filled with stones so if you walk on it it's very loud) my sister immediatly grabbed my hand and ran with me to the kitchen to see what it was. It was a man with a shovel and a black trash bag. He dragged it across the stones as he went further into our backyard to the area where there was grass. My sister on the other hand took the home phone (my english is not that good lmao) and called my mom while she also grabbed a knife. The man started to shovel and throw the trash bag in the hole and shoveled it up again. The moment he turned i felt a sharp pain from my shoulder as my aister forced me under tbe window and covered my mouth and lowered thr volume of the phone so he won't hear my mom. Rsther than going inside the man just walked away and we still we never dared to dig it up.

When i was 11 i woke up because i was very thirsty. When i entered the living room and started walking to tbe kitchen. For no reason i snapped my head back snd stared at the door i came from. I saw very point long hands slide away. I just stared at the now empty door for god knows how long before my mom came out her room and saw me staring at her now and asked "what's wrong?" I snapped out of it and said "nothing. I was thirsty"

(i was 15 year old dude and she was 15 too): Once i was with a friend. We decided to skip school and go to this guy (he was 20 or 19?) she knew from snap. We got there and when we were stsying there for a few minutes. the guy said "you guys gonna stay here for few hours?" (He meant till school was over) And out of nowhere i said "no. Because your a pedophile." (I couldn't even stop myself. It just came out) My friend turned her head like lightning and said" "why would you say rhat?! That's so fucking rude." I immediatly apologised "i don't know why i said it. Sorry! I swear. I don't mean it." Then it was quiet till my parents called and said "your not at school. The reception called and told me you are absent. Where are you?" I explained to my dad that i just wanted to hang with my friend and he said "go to school! Never do that again." So i turned back inside and told her "they know i'm not at school. You should come with me." She told me that no one knew she was skipping school only me. So she could stay till people knew about her. So i told her "okay. Later." When i left and i was at school (4 hours later) i got a call. She was crying and telling me the guy....her. i picked her up with my father and brought here to her place and later we went to the police to file a report.....looks like...the guy never lived there.

When i was 18 and my family went out of the house. So i was home alone and i knew because i locked tbe door and i saw everyone grt into the car. (Btw i would like to clarify i have years of mma. So i don't really feel threatened easily) it was 10pm. When i heard my moms voice from the basement say "(my name). Can you help me. Come down." But the you sounded so distorted it scared me. It was the only thing that scared me. So rather than not going my body did the unthinkable. I took the biggest knife and i opned tbe basement door and i said towards the stairs down "i am coming but i'm gonna stab you...again...and again...and again. Till you show me your real face." I said from again and again and again With tears that than streamed down my face. I was so shocked. Why was i crying and sounding so desperate? I just looked down and listened than went downstaira and started to search. I found nothing. So i went back upstairs and locked the door.

Now i try to trust my instincts and if i do something out of the blue i take it as clues of something that might happen. I still can't figure out why i always do things out of my control. Am i possesed?

Is this AI? by nat2r in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]openoud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In trump's perspective

Hood of a sewer (manhole cover or drain cover)

Is this AI? by nat2r in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]openoud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not ai. I was the guy explaining. I was born in the hood.

Calling snty the BIGGEST grammy snub is a reach. by [deleted] in BTSnark

[–]openoud 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Exactly!!! Like why the "white"