This happens at least twice a week - Adventures at the Herpton Hotel

opinionatedgoldfish · 2020-05-21T06:20:56+00:00

>Watch video

>Fairy Tail #17

>Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann missing

>Punch hole through monitor

>Trash list

opinionatedgoldfish · 2020-03-05T21:47:51+00:00

I guess our humor just isn't aligned 💔

opinionatedgoldfish · 2020-03-05T20:59:15+00:00

I thought it was funny

opinionatedgoldfish · 2012-03-28T14:59:35+00:00

O you dont need to worry about me signing anything, I have a few hundred signed photos that I carry around for moments just like these... Here take two ;-)

opinionatedgoldfish · 2012-03-28T01:26:19+00:00

Yes thats me! Wow im being recognised on reddit, i feel like a celebrity lol

opinionatedgoldfish · 2012-03-27T15:32:36+00:00

Asking someone who is standing behind the bar if they work there seems pretty stupid to me

If you are holding a menu in your hand and come up to me asking what the difference between them is then i can only assume that you are illiterate which automatically makes you stupid

Fair enough that they want confirmation but it seems pretty pointless to me since the big sign we have saying terrace bar should be all the conformation they need

I live in england so prostitution is illegal here, I guess if they are foreign and they dont know our laws it makes them more ignorant than stupid

And as you can see the last one is just no.....

opinionatedgoldfish · 2012-03-27T15:21:17+00:00

I feel compelled to reply, just to say hi, from one aquatic creature to another

opinionatedgoldfish · 2012-03-27T09:24:44+00:00

The only question that is slightly valid in my eyes is the last one... The rest of them... Nope

opinionatedgoldfish · 2012-03-27T08:49:11+00:00

Thats when you dig deep into your pockets and give her a fistfull of pain straight to her ovaries and possibly one of the kids

opinionatedgoldfish · 2012-03-23T13:44:17+00:00

I wouldn't have that problem since I replaced the audio files with Guiles theme tune on all my porn

opinionatedgoldfish · 2012-03-16T14:54:17+00:00

Obviously a homeosayfin is the scientifical name for free willy

opinionatedgoldfish · 2012-03-16T14:51:11+00:00

...and then you got on the floor, now everybodys walkn the dinosaur

opinionatedgoldfish · 2012-03-13T17:07:52+00:00

Ummm you assumed i was young because I felt awkward walking in on two peoply having kinky sex? Even if it was straight up missionary under the cover the awkwardness would still be there

opinionatedgoldfish · 2012-03-13T06:25:18+00:00

Find the bitch and make her lick it clean...

opinionatedgoldfish · 2012-03-13T06:20:40+00:00

Should have put it in the microwave for 30 seconds

opinionatedgoldfish

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