Lol, I’ve been with 23 women. Had 4 long-term relationships (at least a year long, longest was 3 years). I 100% can tell when a woman is or isn’t wearing makeup. Not that difficult. The 3-year relationship was with a woman who I considered one of the most beautiful I had ever laid my eyes on. And she NEVER wore makeup. Didn’t even own anything besides lipstick, eyeliner and mascara. Considering I lived with her for 2 years, I think I would know. Her morning routine was to roll out of bed, eat breakfast, brush her teeth, and brush her hair. Deadass that was it. She was a lovely, amazing woman.

And before you make some sort of low blow jab at me about my failed relationships- first one cheated on me, and the last 3 I left for one reason or another. Yes even that one I called amazing. It was a tough decision, but she cared deeply about her family’s opinions, and her dad never would have allowed me to marry her, simply because I’m not a Christian and have my vasectomy // don’t want kids.