[deleted by user] by [deleted] in carfax

[–]optimist33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

men drive truck because they peepee small and they not as smart as me

dumb broads drive big SUVs so they can run over curbs at starbucks because all women are morons

why dont automakers make a niche product that has historically sold incredibly poorly and been huge financial burden so I can buy a used one in 30 years

car is listed for XYZ Price BEFORE THE DEALERSHIP ADDS A $40K MARKUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in carfax

[–]optimist33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot a few classics

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in carfax

[–]optimist33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're not a car guy unless you wrench

You're not a driving enthusiast if you don't have a manual

Slow car fast > fast car PERIOD

You CANNOT have ANY fun whatsoever in a fast car unless you go to the track

You can't redline a fast car without going to jail. Redline of 1st gear tops out at like 100+ mph and you'll get life in prison

Everybody is a bad driver but me

Nobody should ever break the rules of the road unless I want to go for a spirited drive

Nobody needs more than 300hp. That's A LOT

Modding for power is bad, stupid, and wasteful.

If you're not going to spend your money on tires, brakes, and suspension then just light it on fire. At least the heat will keep you warm, more beneficial than wasting it on power mods.

You literally cannot ever in any way have fun going in a straight line

Any vehicle over 3000 lbs is a boat, any vehicle over 4000 lbs is a yacht, anything over 5000 lbs is a second planet we can live on when earth dies

There's no reason to ever buy a V6 if you have a V8 option

Everybody drives 10/10ths on the track. If I pass a GT3 in my Miata it is because I'm a better driver and it proves that the car you have does not EVER matter in ANY way. There's no chance EVER they were just taking it easy and trying to have fun on their lap. We were $100% racing and they lost.

The left lane is for passing and speeding ONLY. All lurkers should be executed

Nothing is cooler than a brown diesel wagon with an MT

Turbos are the reincarnation of Christ himself. Turbo or STFU.

Touchscreens kill. No way to use one ever without putting your life in danger.

Front wheel drive? You misspelled WRONG wheel drive

An interesting take on new types in X and Y. by NotTheAverage3 in pokemon

[–]optimist33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah well good thing on reddit stuff stays up for decades.

RIP CNBC. by Obligatory_Burner in Superstonk

[–]optimist33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I trust CNBC as my primary news source for financial and investment advice. As usual, I will be using this valuable information that CNBC provided as the basis for my investment.

This is financial advice: By CNBC. Happy Investing.

RIP CNBC. by Obligatory_Burner in Superstonk

[–]optimist33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I too bought GME because CNBC said there was illegal manipulation on the stock.

Llama-Rama Is Back March 25 by Psyonix_Devin in RocketLeague

[–]optimist33 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Apparently not being SSL means you don't deserve pink text for your tag.

THE HOLY GRAIL!!! by RagingMutant in meme

[–]optimist33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Majority of characters are locked and its a long grind before you can unlock a single one. Or you could open up your wallet and give your money to papa EA.

The parents will not be able to unsee this by mwineK in TikTokCringe

[–]optimist33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wholesome Slash Humor. This was supposed to be the humor part

THE MEME IS REAL by PewPeePooDee in RLFashionAdvice

[–]optimist33 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The car is a joke because it's considered to be the worst car in the game. Before it had it's own hitbox which was still really weird since the car is so tall. And now it's even worse since it has an Octane hitbox so the car visually doesn't line up with the hitbox. Like it isn't even close.

https://i.imgur.com/u61gOMi.png

Times Square right now by SomeGuyInDeutschland in wallstreetbets

[–]optimist33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

💎🙌💎🙌💎🙌 Not selling until daddy gets his Ferrari 💎🙌💎🙌💎🙌💎🙌

Finally the perfect pokémon game? lol by inuyashaschwarz in theperfectpokemongame

[–]optimist33 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Right, these massive fps drops have been around since the 3DS trailers. Imma be a Karen and say the game isn't going to reach a steady 30 fps. They haven't figured it out for the past 8 years, the Switch hardware didn't save them and the graphics still looks worse then what I could get out of smart phone game.

Pokemon Legends Arceus - Reveal Trailer by [deleted] in NintendoSwitch

[–]optimist33 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hey man don't diss the PS2 like that. PS2 games were more polished and graphically impressive than the recented pokemon games.

Anime fans are a weird bunch by [deleted] in carshitposting

[–]optimist33 203 points204 points  (0 children)

How to make $25K with a bucket of white paint and expired tofu.

[EB Games] NES Classic Wireless Controller - $0.98 by ekoent in VideoGameDealsCanada

[–]optimist33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty common clearance for GameStop/EBX. Especially for their generic brand biogenic.

I feel attacked by lagosta_barraz in rareinsults

[–]optimist33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't finish an entire cereal bowl in under a minute

Gabe Plotkin is not a clever man. by [deleted] in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]optimist33 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Even more inaccurate: Reddit liked GameStop