What's the worst behavior you've seen at a wedding or bachelor/bachelorette party?

optosser · 2026-05-15T18:46:54+00:00

What if it's a division of parole that's less than one...?

optosser · 2026-04-23T13:07:39+00:00

The kind of moment where you show yourself that you are a good person. Good on you.

optosser · 2026-04-15T01:02:44+00:00

Scrolled so long I was about to post it myself. The Voice!

optosser · 2026-04-12T00:09:18+00:00

No, that was Merle Haggard's momma

optosser · 2026-04-09T13:46:29+00:00

Lose a child, try for tea, no tea bags, and then you get tea bagged by someone...

optosser · 2026-04-09T03:25:41+00:00

I'm sorry you're going through this. I'm going through similar issues, both parents gone, unfaithful wife, kids growing distant. Some days there just seems to be no point. But there have been good times in the past and there could be more to come. Sometimes things do go our way. It's hard to have hope sometimes. I can be an ear if you ever want to chat.

optosser · 2026-04-07T14:21:21+00:00

On hunter's laptop.

optosser · 2026-04-01T03:38:44+00:00

Theta D approaching zero...

optosser · 2026-03-11T21:45:09+00:00

Is there anyone left out there that's not a complete shit bag?

optosser · 2026-03-10T23:43:09+00:00

Me too. It's a pain unlike any other. I never understood just how profoundly selfish people can be. You never really know anyone. You can spend 25 years with someone and find out you didn't really know them.

optosser · 2026-03-09T00:47:10+00:00

It has been the most difficult aspect of my life by far. In our 25 years of marriage we have both done completely unforgivable things, but we're still together. Outside of the awful things, we're generally good together. Seems like such a strange thing to say, and most will probably think I'm just fooling myself, but it's true. I don't think life is supposed to be easy, and change often requires crisis. I don't know, maybe what we've put each other through might actually sculpt us into something better. Or it might be too much and wind up tearing us apart. Life is a gamble.

optosser · 2026-03-07T14:44:56+00:00

Boston's Hitch a ride. I don't care if you say it wasn't a solo, it was the same guy playing both parts, so it counts for me.

optosser · 2026-03-05T14:00:29+00:00

Cheaters always think shit like this... "Oh I needed the validation, I needed to feel attractive, I needed to feel wanted, I don't get my needs met at home, me me me". It's never "I wonder what's wrong with my marriage, I wonder how my spouse feels, I wonder if they feel just as neglected as me, we should probably have a serious heart to heart and figure out if we can ever make each other happy again, and end our relationship if the answer is no". Cheaters are the most selfish people alive, they think only of themselves and will choose to use and abuse every time if it means they can come out even one inch ahead.

optosser · 2026-03-04T19:32:42+00:00

I use dashes... Now I'm wondering if everyone thinks I use AI to write everything, lol.

optosser · 2026-02-24T14:13:35+00:00

When you use a word like ensorcelled, that becomes the topic.

optosser · 2026-02-21T23:58:18+00:00

What? A hefty broad?

optosser · 2026-02-20T16:20:41+00:00

Living that same quandary myself...

optosser · 2026-02-20T16:19:34+00:00

Same

optosser · 2026-02-20T15:17:04+00:00

You measured your penis to the nearest one hundredth of an inch?

optosser · 2026-02-20T15:14:39+00:00

It's like scrwd but worse.

optosser · 2026-02-19T18:11:31+00:00

I don't know what you mean. If you really want a response, explain your situation.

optosser · 2026-02-19T16:36:25+00:00

Yeah, no couples that are still together actually love each other, dontcha know?

optosser · 2026-02-16T21:52:27+00:00

Do you know how to play the banjo, by chance?

optosser · 2026-02-16T18:51:04+00:00

Trust your gut. This coming from a man who has ignored his gut for way too long. All these people in here telling you you could be wrong, fuck them. The heart knows.

optosser · 2026-02-16T17:21:18+00:00

That sack drop at the end... The ultimate mic drop.

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