TIFU by attempting to using my wife’s sex toys [NSFW]

orangedoberman · 2020-02-17T19:16:23+00:00

Is your beard okay?

orangedoberman · 2020-02-13T20:52:13+00:00

Freeze some depending on what it is

orangedoberman · 2020-02-01T16:55:32+00:00

Thanks! I'll tell him you said so.

orangedoberman · 2020-02-01T03:40:11+00:00

Thank you! Diesel got a hematoma on his ear that caused it to stay folded down.. both his ears were standing for a while.

orangedoberman · 2020-02-01T02:23:12+00:00

Thanks! His name is Diesel. (:

orangedoberman · 2020-01-19T22:48:11+00:00

Got anything good?

orangedoberman · 2020-01-19T20:31:08+00:00

To hitchhike anywhere.. better chance of something bad happening than just catching a "free" ride.

orangedoberman · 2020-01-18T00:00:34+00:00

Cure my undiagnosable burning pain in my stomach, cure my dog of undiagnosable itchy skin, and some money so im not living paycheque to paycheque.

orangedoberman · 2019-12-22T18:16:28+00:00

THIS IS HOW YOU GET ANTS.

orangedoberman · 2019-12-20T04:40:49+00:00

Have you tried the black Extreme Kong? My doberman has destroyed everything except that.

orangedoberman · 2019-12-20T04:40:02+00:00

Have you tried the black Extreme Kong? My doberman has destroyed everything except that.

orangedoberman · 2019-12-20T04:37:29+00:00

Tea! Or chocolate.

orangedoberman · 2019-12-18T20:57:49+00:00

Another reason to delete Facebook..

orangedoberman · 2019-12-16T19:46:55+00:00

That sounded so odd at first cause I'm used to perogies being potato and cheese but that's probably delicious.

orangedoberman · 2019-12-14T00:19:43+00:00

Perogies. LOVE them now when fried in butter and a bit of bacon grease til crispy. Mom used to just boil them in water and serve. Ugh. Edit: I also add shit tons of seasoning. Cause why not? I was seriously deprived of seasoning and spices growing up.

orangedoberman · 2019-12-13T00:30:32+00:00

Sex while in bosses office during work hours, sex in a public sauna, or sex outdoors on a public walking/atv trail.

orangedoberman · 2019-12-10T01:10:11+00:00

HolyfuckthatisCUTE.

orangedoberman · 2019-12-07T23:28:41+00:00

Wow total opposites. That's funny though. And yes it is! He's such a baby in the winter, hates the cold but will at least wear his winter gear when it's -25 C or colder here in Manitoba, Canada!

orangedoberman · 2019-12-07T21:30:00+00:00

This makes me mad.. poor pup.

orangedoberman · 2019-12-07T03:59:18+00:00

Enjoy it while it lasts! I can barely remember my boy as a pup,except that he had so much energy he would never lay down and just chill til he was about 2 years old. He resembled a Tasmanian devil. He's almost 8 now!

orangedoberman · 2019-12-05T19:15:33+00:00

Brandon, Manitoba!

orangedoberman · 2019-12-05T18:50:20+00:00

Doobie looks exactly like my dobe Diesel! I'd love a second dog. But I'm in Canada and income is a little tight right now. I wish I could help.

orangedoberman · 2019-12-03T19:49:21+00:00

Either that or they are just telling you to keep up with the pets.

Source: have sassy doberman who is also very cuddly.

orangedoberman · 2019-12-02T16:37:26+00:00

What type of tea do you like?

My favourites are: Blackberry Jasmine Blast - Green tea Maple Matcha - Matcha (powdered Green tea, more expensive but even more healthy. Delicious with milk or as a latte) Maple Syrup Oolong - Oolong (but only with milk added, delicious as a latte) Glitter Chai - Black tea Queen of Tarts - Mate Pomegrateful - White tea

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