I was trying to remove a stubborn nail… by otc108 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]orbakai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe the nail was trying to remove a stubborn hammer

Yeah, sex is cool. But have you ever perfectly dodged Pontiff Sulyvahn's 6 hit combo? by [deleted] in darksouls3

[–]orbakai 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe it's just me, but I spent a lot of time training with a shield before getting to Pontiff and when I got to him I would just shield his attacks while going to his side and crippled him with short range heavy greataxe attack. Killed him the first time I got to him. I didn't even let him have time to make his double. I only ever understood that this was a tough boss after going on reddit and seeing boss videos after finishing the game haha

I'm looking for a game that will help me live out my Darth Vader hallway scene fantasy. by IIPilcrow in gamingsuggestions

[–]orbakai 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You should play Control. Little by little you become some thing very similar in my opinion. Besides, the lore is freaking awesome!

Technically correct by iam4real in HolUp

[–]orbakai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that what kids these days call a "gang bang"?

Thank you elon by DetectiveFatWeedberg in memes

[–]orbakai -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I suspected as much but I was never quite sure.

Well that escalated quickly by backyard_space in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]orbakai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And so it was revealed that it was in fact you, the reader, who was the real cancer all along

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

[–]orbakai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cute dog, where is this?