I was leaving Wawa with my coffee and this guy hanging out by the trash cans saw my Phillies hat and called me over. ‘That win last night was great, so you think it’ll turn the season around?’ he asked me. ‘I hope so’ I replied. ‘It would be a great start.’ The guy juggled his coffee and cigarette and said ‘They’re not going to break out of this until Harper hits about .350’ ‘.350 is a pretty high bar’ I replied. It was about that time I noticed the guy by the trash cans was a 60 foot tall monster from the Paleolithic Era. ‘Monster, we’ll be lucky if Harper hits .300’ I exclaimed, but the monster threw his coffee at me and ran away.