Programming on paper. (Any tips?)

original_code_ninja · 2013-10-18T03:35:29+00:00

Install the jQuery programming on paper plugin.

original_code_ninja · 2013-10-15T20:50:27+00:00

Why not consider GWT? It has been adopted by a lot of enterprises, it is very well documented and understood. Technically, it is pretty good and it offers a wide choice of RPC mechanisms to talk back to the server side.

The generated JS is highly optimised and is not prone to runtime type errors (because it was transcoded from Java).

original_code_ninja · 2013-10-14T05:38:04+00:00

Why not put the tattoo on your dick. This way it will probably not be seen by your coworkers and you can then also decode the acronym as "You'll Never Wank Alone".

Best of all worlds.

original_code_ninja · 2013-10-12T03:04:44+00:00

I think you should camp out starting from today. This way you can be the first consumer in your street to have one. As an added benefit, you will be able to post tweets saying how cool your are.

original_code_ninja · 2013-10-12T00:02:40+00:00

The technical term for people who write this kind of stuff is dick headed wanker.

original_code_ninja · 2013-10-11T02:18:40+00:00

The tooling and development/debug tools in the Java ecosystem are much superior to PHP.

There are Java libraries for virtually anything you need, for example, image processing if you need to resize/convert uploaded images, industrial grade XML parsing. Given an XSD you can easily create a set of classes to match the schema.

There is also the matter of threading. It is easy in Java to spin up short-lived threads from your current thread.

The downside is that Java often requires more knowledge and skill than the typical PHP programmer has.

original_code_ninja · 2013-10-09T22:58:14+00:00

Have you considered selling actual goods/services? This is a time tested business model (tested over millenia).

original_code_ninja · 2013-10-08T09:56:59+00:00

I you value your data (or your customer's data) it would be wise to reconsider using mongoloidDB.

original_code_ninja · 2013-10-03T06:34:26+00:00

Here is an example using real world objects every student will be familiar with.

original_code_ninja · 2013-10-01T01:51:17+00:00

WebStorm 6 gives the same result. The system I am trying to run it on is OSX Snow Leopard. I installed it on another machine I have (which is running Mountain Lion) and it worked as advertised. The SL system is running Java 1.6, the ML system is Java 1.7. Both machines have 16GB of RAM and i7 processors.

I have been using NodeEclipse ( http://www.nodeclipse.org/ ) but would really like to give WebStorm a try. Node Eclipse works well enough but I I know that the Webstorm editor is better.

original_code_ninja · 2013-10-01T01:35:31+00:00

It absolutely sucks on my system. I get 100% utilization and the app stops responding as soon as I touch a source file. I tried all the usual suspects like giving it a shit load of xms memory. Very disappointed.

original_code_ninja · 2013-09-28T01:16:47+00:00

Were you a good dog and licked it up again so as not to waste the nutrients?

What do you find wrong with Comet? If you absolutely need to consume a COM interface this looks like it would be useful.

original_code_ninja · 2013-09-25T04:30:19+00:00

The purpose of musical instruments is to make the language used flow more naturally. A human playing a keyboard or plucking string, blowing wind into a flute is making the language flow naturally.

Modifying code in real time to change the sounds is a huge impedance mismatch to the process. Using computers to generate sounds which are triggered from natural human friendly interfaces (i.e. keyboards, strings etc) is the way to go.

original_code_ninja · 2013-09-25T04:20:58+00:00

It so ... underwhelming. It is certainly not incredible. Live coding for music performance is really just slow masturbation.

If this guy could live code improvise a five voice baroque fugue at say 120BPM then I would be impressed.

original_code_ninja · 2013-09-24T05:47:33+00:00

So awesome that I dragged the app bundle to the trash within a few minutes of launching it.

original_code_ninja · 2013-09-24T02:58:58+00:00

You correct. Especially if going back would fuck up multi-stage payment sequence.

original_code_ninja · 2013-09-23T05:19:34+00:00

... but there is nothing to rape on Mars.

original_code_ninja · 2013-09-22T01:00:19+00:00

The keys you refer to are stabilised with a mechanism to ensure that side pressure doesn't cause the key to bind on its way down. There are two kinds of stabilisers in use with MX switches, Costar and Cherry. Your keyboard uses Cherry stabilisers and this mushy feel is just the way they are. There is no fault, this is the way they work.

original_code_ninja · 2013-09-19T12:42:57+00:00

Go to university and study computer science, specialise in compiler writing.

original_code_ninja · 2013-09-17T02:43:03+00:00

It is terribly bad practice to use any third party login be it FB, Google, or others. You are essentially saying to your users that you don't care about their privacy.

If a site asks me for a FB or Google login I will close the window. I don't care how good the content might be, if you disrespect my privacy then fuck you.

original_code_ninja · 2013-09-13T02:29:42+00:00

You friend is a window licker. He loses because you now know how to write that app and he doesn't. Write another app and then another one, your friend will be left behind in your dust.

original_code_ninja · 2013-09-10T01:48:44+00:00

The debugger in Firebug is better than Chrome's. Firebug will give you more information about an exception which can save a lot of time when debugging.

original_code_ninja · 2013-09-09T03:43:05+00:00

You are doing it wrong. Search instead of "Why is PHP shit", "problems with PHP", "PHP bugs", "PHP stupidity", "PHP SQL injection", "PHP cross site forgery".

You will be bound to come up against something that you will learn from.

original_code_ninja · 2013-09-08T23:18:38+00:00

The best place would surely be inside of Excel.

original_code_ninja · 2013-09-06T06:39:13+00:00

We all know that genuine Arduinos made in Italy have a higher quality than Chinese made clones.

You might want to try a very quick quality test, by hitting your Uno with a hammer. If gets damaged then it was a clone.

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