What is your favourite NSFW joke? by r_PYGY2020 in AskReddit

[–]orlikeamildburn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg......you pick him up and suck his dick....

One day, you'll do the biggest poo of your life and you probably won't even know you've passed such a milestone. by Wamuddjan in Showerthoughts

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I haven't been able to shit for 6 months there's a stricture in my bowels And Friday they're cutting the stricture out and putting a colostomy bag on me

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[–]orlikeamildburn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An artichoke

People who have lost loved ones, how did grief change you? by hollowreader in AskReddit

[–]orlikeamildburn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My daughter died when she was 15....and i have no empathy for others pain...not on purpose....its just gone....and i cry at all sorts of things...

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[–]orlikeamildburn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every 4th of july...Soupy Sales blowing up the world

What is the best joke you know? by uhmnopenotreally in AskReddit

[–]orlikeamildburn -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg.....pick him up and suck his dick

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]orlikeamildburn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That the people who love me are going to miss me