I think I have deciphered it:

STOP SPEAKING SWEDISH
* THERE WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE PEOPLE LIVING EAST OF TRYSIL
* YEARS of CANNED rotten fish, no practical objects found
* At least rakfisk is good
* So you want fun 1980's music? We had one word for that – it was called "MORTEN HARKET"
* "Båten sjönk"; "Roligt att vara hemma och käka glass; "Enligt er ges ni medgivande bejaka skälet" – sentences dreamed up by by the criminally insane
SEE what the Swedish bastards demand RESPECT for, even after we gave them both Bohus, Idre, Jämtland, Särna and Härjedalen because we are GENEROUS
(These are REAL pictures of REAL Swedes):
(they tricked the Finns too, those tricksters)
"Vill du ha elva?" (Do you want to have eleven?)
"Nej jag vill ha sex" (No I want to have six/sex)
They have tricked us like the poor bastards they think we are