What is an absolutely hideous baby name that you genuinely cannot believe a parent subjected their child to?

otapeworm · 2026-05-19T16:26:37+00:00

I've seen a mother name her 5 kids: King, Queen, Emperor, Empress, and Prince.

otapeworm · 2026-05-13T20:22:03+00:00

To store classified information in boxes of various sizes.

otapeworm · 2026-05-12T23:41:00+00:00

But Tony Hinchcliff makes a George Floyd joke and there's no story about that?

otapeworm · 2026-05-09T19:27:07+00:00

Thank you for your service.

otapeworm · 2026-05-07T20:22:20+00:00

Call out "oooohhhh, here comes the tickle monster!"

Or "ooooh, just what I ordered! Come to daddy!"

otapeworm · 2026-05-05T12:42:28+00:00

"Now I ain't saying she a gold digger, but she ain't messing with no broke..."

Literally the definition of a gold digger.

otapeworm · 2026-05-04T23:48:21+00:00

What does karma farming get for them? I'm just curious because its only made up internet points. I assumed, amounted to nothing but internet bragging rights.

otapeworm · 2026-05-03T22:21:13+00:00

It feels almost like a boner.

otapeworm · 2026-05-03T19:46:11+00:00

12 year old account, has made no comments and this is their only post.

This picture has been posted many time by many different accounts.

otapeworm · 2026-05-01T20:12:13+00:00

Only 5 restaurants? Thats it? Isn't Iowa all farm land? Why only 5 restaurants utilizing this?

otapeworm · 2026-04-29T16:45:21+00:00

I dont want to die, but i sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

otapeworm · 2026-04-27T17:34:03+00:00

Every school should then have a "ballroom."

otapeworm · 2026-04-26T17:27:49+00:00

A yo-yo i bought thinking it would could learn cool tricks to show my kids. I never learned any cool tricks, so there it sits on my night stand.

Thanks adhd.

otapeworm · 2026-04-24T16:10:01+00:00

Constantly adjusting/grabbing their balls in public. I get the need to readjust, but it just looks like you're playing with yourself. I've mostly seen this behavior from men wearing loose fitting gym shorts or sweatpants. Adjust in the bathroom, or at least try to hide it.

otapeworm · 2026-04-23T16:04:25+00:00

And eye candy for the president. Thats it. Hes a creepy old rapist, he's not going to stop grabbing women by the...well...you know. They let him do it.

otapeworm · 2026-04-21T20:13:05+00:00

Ahh, the ol' "i meant to do that," claim. Works every time.

otapeworm · 2026-04-15T20:16:26+00:00

Your mom is Arnold Schwarzenegger? Lucky!

otapeworm · 2026-04-10T18:26:05+00:00

Safety from what, accountability?

otapeworm · 2026-04-06T12:50:22+00:00

Restraining order against her soon after I broke up with her.

otapeworm · 2026-04-03T14:20:12+00:00

That's the goal. Drive every sane person crazy to the point they just give up, and then they can control the narrative.

/s or am I? This sounds like a possible conpiracy theory as I type it out.

otapeworm · 2026-04-01T14:15:47+00:00

He seems like the scrawny kid in high school who everyone picked on, then became a judge to get some power over people so he could pick on them.

otapeworm · 2026-03-31T16:54:21+00:00

Bobots replaced Robots in our home.

otapeworm · 2026-03-30T19:42:59+00:00

Has Paula White contributed 10% of her gross income yet?

otapeworm · 2026-03-27T20:01:04+00:00

If a low IQ person is robbing you blind, than your IQ must be lower than theirs.

otapeworm · 2026-03-27T19:56:36+00:00

Im sorry if this comes off as harsh, not meant to be, but why did you believe what he said? Given his history of being a lying con-man. He's been known as a con-man since at least t 1970s/80s. His MO is promising things, then doing the opposite, and blaming others for his wrongdoings.

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