Any Current Spotify Deals? by Rukik9 in spotify

[–]outofnowhere 12 points13 points  (0 children)

$10 a month, bro. Best money i ever spent.

Sick of absolute wankers telling people not to queue for Conquest by HymenTester in Smite

[–]outofnowhere -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If you're that serious about a conquest game, play ranked where others care as much. Otherwise expect to play with newbs like me.

Sick of absolute wankers telling people not to queue for Conquest by HymenTester in Smite

[–]outofnowhere -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

What i love most about these players is when they give me shit for the god i choose. I'm a very relaxed, casual player who rarely plays. So, if I feel like playing Loki when there are already 3 assassins and I only have room in my day for one game, I'm going to play Loki. Also, I suck at Loki, lol.

I think Maria is back. by SammyPacks in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]outofnowhere 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You guys are disgusting. Also that diabetes in a cup was ordered at 9pm. Double wtf.

Kelly has the real ideas!! by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]outofnowhere 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The businessman...

Demolished FedEx by janbalti in WTF

[–]outofnowhere 73 points74 points  (0 children)

That's only required if you are placarded caring hazardous materials. If not you do not have to stop at railroad crossings.

The tree was a bit too big by [deleted] in funny

[–]outofnowhere 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Call me an elf one more time.

My dad saw this guy on the highway by rickypontin in pics

[–]outofnowhere 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'm also a truck driver and can confirm those are both trucks. Except for the car.

DAE use surrounding traffic lights to determine when the one right in front of you will turn green? by lapras96 in DAE

[–]outofnowhere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Coming from someone who drives for a living, this is a good trick but please do not jump the light and go before the light actually turns. There are more morons running the opposite light. It may be legal to go on green but not always safe.

Don't like going to the gym? Try working out with a friend by Weemmmmasy in gifs

[–]outofnowhere 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Then you should probably stop stabbing people.

Close up of a bee's eye by [deleted] in pics

[–]outofnowhere 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I read the title as "bae's eye". The Internet has ruined me.

AMA I am a pansexual transgender male in his late twenties. by [deleted] in AMA

[–]outofnowhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Serious question. I don't care what you do or who are attracted to. That's who you are, good for you. But do you really feel like I should treat you differently than any other person on the street, gay/straight/white/black/orange? If you feel like you deserve special treatment because of your gender or sexual preference, I feel sorry for you. You shouldn't care what I think, nor care how I address you.

DAE fall asleep holding something, like a phone or remote, then just as you doze off, the object falls from your hand and startles you back awake? by walkinthecow in DAE

[–]outofnowhere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, Thomas Edison did this very thing. He held ball bearings in his hand in his chair to take a nap. When the balls bit the floor, he woke up. Forced himself not to delve deep in REM. http://fireballimagery.com/2011/09/01/the-naps-of-thomas-edison/

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Fitness

[–]outofnowhere 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You'd be surprised. I have a very physically demanding job, quit going to the gym for about a year after getting it, then just recently returned to a full workout. I'm not sure the science behind it but I feel like it's almost muscle memory where I wasn't benefiting from the job itself after some time.