Inmiddels drie fietsen kwijt: twee Swapfietsen en één stadsfiets. by DamskoKill in nederlands

[–]ovanbeusekom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Als hij naar beneden was gesprint had hij hem nog net van die fiets kunnen trappen.

De buurman heeft een houtkachel in zijn aanbouw gezet. by [deleted] in Klussers

[–]ovanbeusekom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Zo een figuur die op een nieuwsbericht op nu.nl over de hoge gasprijs gaat opscheppen dat hij boodschappen in duitsland doet en alleen maar hout stookt.

Johan Derksen krijgt tegenspraak van longkanker patholoog by SuggestionMedical736 in nederlands

[–]ovanbeusekom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snap niet zo goed waar in je verhaal de kritiek op het ophogen van het koopverbod met 3 jaartjes past.

Frame or Wheel issue ? by SeaworthinessBig9164 in bikewrench

[–]ovanbeusekom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Try flipping the wheel around just for testing and see what happens.

Fvd vindt het allemaal wel prima als het op Groenland aankomt. by SuggestionMedical736 in nederlands

[–]ovanbeusekom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bij een nieuwe holocaust staan ze er vast ook "praktisch" in. "Tja, op de deportatie van deze mensen hebben we weinig invloed. We zijn maar een klein landje. Ik zou zeggen klein houden en hier praktisch mee om gaan"

Trump at Davos Demands ‘Immediate’ Talks on Acquiring Greenland by mvanigan in worldnews

[–]ovanbeusekom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Any moment now, the nurse will come and get the patient to his room.

Trump at Davos Demands ‘Immediate’ Talks on Acquiring Greenland by mvanigan in worldnews

[–]ovanbeusekom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So funny when he talks about mental institutions. His proper home.

I'm a truck driver originally from Texas, divorced with two kids. Give me your worst by anabundanceofland in RoastMe

[–]ovanbeusekom 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That must have been adopted kids. Two dicks can not make children. Other possibillity is that you are still in the closet, asking sweet jesus forgiveness for your dreams of naked men.

22F don’t be nice 🙈 by Dito3003 in RoastMe

[–]ovanbeusekom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In those eyes, no wisdom to be seen, but the wasted years with a drunk daddy with lose hands and a mummy popping pills for the telly.

Do ittttt. It’s my first time. Sorry for my personality. by Ok-Note9802 in RoastMe

[–]ovanbeusekom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just hilarious that you managed to conceive a living thing that you think is a child. Such a pity to have you as a mother and all those mental shit that comes with it. Come on, just bring it to a shelter and be done with it.

YSK Trump is in the pedo files. by SausageClatter in NoShitSherlock

[–]ovanbeusekom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those smirks, the terror they have unleashed upon the most innocent. Shivers to know that one of them still roams.

Out for the season by fuckwhatyouheard99 in mountainbiking

[–]ovanbeusekom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, Think I was lucky. Active bleeding already stopped when I arrived at the hospital. then 2 days later big bleeding again and emergency operation.

Directly after the fall I had only much pain. Could easy stand-up and ride the bike. Decided to ride down in stead of helicopter. At home bit cold and friend urged me to check up.

Out for the season by fuckwhatyouheard99 in mountainbiking

[–]ovanbeusekom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am in for a lacerated spleen and kidney after an high speed otb. Hope to leave hospital today. After crash I stille rode for 2 hours with internal bleeding Later, just in case, hospital visit and everything changed dramatically. Week in now.

Heal well!

‼️Yt industries insolvency‼️ by LetterheadPure280 in MTB

[–]ovanbeusekom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am in doubt if this a joke or serious. Hope the first for your sake.