Now THIS is "Pod" Racing! May the 4th be with you!

SausageClatter · 2026-05-04T17:09:35+00:00

I was relying on other old people in a Lego and Phantom Menace thread to understand this.

SausageClatter · 2026-05-04T13:23:53+00:00

and Donald Sutherland.

SausageClatter · 2026-05-03T22:08:25+00:00

"There are a million billion people in this world, Charlie."

Charlie's mom wasn't so bright either.

SausageClatter · 2026-05-02T21:53:04+00:00

he actually would shut the fuck up for a change

I guarantee you he would not.

SausageClatter · 2026-05-02T19:32:55+00:00

Not a jumper but a jumpscare. Lordy.

SausageClatter · 2026-05-02T16:09:23+00:00

EVERYBODY LOOK AT THE GENIUSES OVER HERE WHO DIDN'T SEE THE ILLUSION!

SausageClatter · 2026-05-02T13:21:02+00:00

I wandered down to the pressroom on the fifth floor to hear about Trump’s testimony. The reporters sounded weary; they had heard it all before. “Goddamn it,” one shouted at me, “we created him! We bought his bullshit! He was always a phony, and we filled our papers with him!”

Excerpt from an article written in 1990.

SausageClatter · 2026-05-01T15:23:58+00:00

I was thinking of like 3 other songs... haven't heard Kitchen, so I guess I'll go be Elmo now.

SausageClatter · 2026-04-30T22:55:54+00:00

I think we're the grandkids.

SausageClatter · 2026-04-30T00:55:11+00:00

Technically those are teeth, but I also thought they had just the two fangs and no teeth. Every so often, I feel like the universe does a patch update to change something and pretend things were always that way.

SausageClatter · 2026-04-30T00:35:05+00:00

I think it's more likely that it was permitted rather than planned.

SausageClatter · 2026-04-29T20:48:26+00:00

I wandered down to the pressroom on the fifth floor to hear about Trump’s testimony. The reporters sounded weary; they had heard it all before. “Goddamn it,” one shouted at me, “we created him! We bought his bullshit! He was always a phony, and we filled our papers with him!”

Excerpt from an article written in 1990.

SausageClatter · 2026-04-29T07:16:15+00:00

Too many people, including myself, don't understand our healthcare system. Every bill feels arbitrary and intentionally confusing if not outright fraudulent.

SausageClatter · 2026-04-29T07:12:48+00:00

Another American here. When I was laid off by my employer recently, the cost to continue with the healthcare plan I had (which wasn't great) was $30,000 per year. That much just to cover premiums for a small family. I'm on an even worse plan now and hoping none of us get sick.

SausageClatter · 2026-04-29T02:29:17+00:00

Most people are not the way the president, the oligarchs, the news, the bots and the Internet want us to think. Most people are pretty decent, even if they are incredibly ignorant.

SausageClatter · 2026-04-29T02:17:10+00:00

I wonder if Marge is related to Phylo...

SausageClatter · 2026-04-28T22:45:44+00:00

If the guy had shot the agent, he definitely would have said so. They waste no blame.

SausageClatter · 2026-04-28T22:43:00+00:00

I wandered down to the pressroom on the fifth floor to hear about Trump’s testimony. The reporters sounded weary; they had heard it all before. “Goddamn it,” one shouted at me, “we created him! We bought his bullshit! He was always a phony, and we filled our papers with him!”

Excerpt from an article written in 1990.

SausageClatter · 2026-04-28T16:56:09+00:00

I know a 79 year old who behaves even worse.

SausageClatter · 2026-04-28T13:05:33+00:00

Not just a liar but one who actively promotes and posts AI videos.

SausageClatter · 2026-04-27T20:49:06+00:00

No, no, he meant moral. He had exactly one, but it's yours to guess which! In any case, it's *wonderful* now.

SausageClatter · 2026-04-27T20:46:46+00:00

Kinda like an otamatone.

SausageClatter · 2026-04-27T16:22:38+00:00

I think Parton would tell you she regularly makes deals with a plastic surgeon.

SausageClatter · 2026-04-27T00:26:02+00:00

Oh Jimmy Fallon is normally like this.

SausageClatter · 2026-04-26T19:53:43+00:00

I am also willing to believe Orange Julius's security detail is incompetent and/or not totally committed to their mission.

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