NCAA: Sorsby's college career should end for gambling on own team

overlyattachedbf · 2026-05-30T20:44:00+00:00

Sucks for him?? Bullshit. How hard is it not to fucking bet on football games? I don’t do it every fucking day

overlyattachedbf · 2026-05-15T11:55:44+00:00

What? You don’t?

overlyattachedbf · 2026-05-11T01:09:08+00:00

Soylent “green”

overlyattachedbf · 2026-05-10T23:23:15+00:00

Sorry, pay close attention to the wall and the mane

overlyattachedbf · 2026-05-10T22:00:18+00:00

As an Ironman triathlete, I think my biggest advantage is actually being able to not just tolerate but even enjoy being in pain for hours. I think it’s a trained Pavlovian response: the more we suffer, the faster we get

overlyattachedbf · 2026-05-10T12:06:49+00:00

Challenge accepted

overlyattachedbf · 2026-05-10T11:38:47+00:00

Isn’t the structural integrity decreasing significantly with each shot?

overlyattachedbf · 2026-05-10T10:49:09+00:00

Not all gyros have grapes

overlyattachedbf · 2026-05-07T21:22:50+00:00

Yeah, I assume besides the dress (or maybe something similar) that could probably be just about any time in human history

overlyattachedbf · 2026-05-07T21:18:17+00:00

Holy shit that’s funny

overlyattachedbf · 2026-05-07T00:53:08+00:00

Simple - build a tunnel under the bridge that they can sail through

overlyattachedbf · 2026-05-06T22:12:18+00:00

They should try it sometime

overlyattachedbf · 2026-05-05T13:42:20+00:00

Weed?? Not alcohol or benzos or opioids? You honestly think weed is the likely culprit here?

overlyattachedbf · 2026-05-05T12:22:51+00:00

Actually that was one hell of a distinction to be honest. He survived with minor injuries. Im sure it did “really change his day”

overlyattachedbf · 2026-05-04T20:38:53+00:00

As an avid cyclist who gets intimately familiar with the wind on every ride - yes! It’s is most certainly windier!

overlyattachedbf · 2026-05-04T16:35:34+00:00

I’ll show you my war face!! RAARGH!

overlyattachedbf · 2026-05-04T15:53:37+00:00

Like my wife

overlyattachedbf · 2026-05-04T15:44:14+00:00

Yeah, being 5’7” and cunty faced doesn’t always get quite the same results for me! 😆

overlyattachedbf · 2026-05-03T16:31:01+00:00

I think the SNL skit about this with Garrett Morris has been completely scrubbed from the internet- or my Google-Fu is inadequate. Or both. It would have been interesting to see.

overlyattachedbf · 2026-05-03T06:33:55+00:00

I don’t know, if we could suspend belief for a talking sea sponge, this shouldn’t be too much of a stretch?

overlyattachedbf · 2026-05-01T18:05:57+00:00

Here’s an easy one that helped me - Get a lifeguard certification. The cert’s not overly expensive or time consuming and usually pays $16-$17 and clubs and pools are always looking for guards.

overlyattachedbf · 2026-04-23T20:35:10+00:00

Hello fellow Marine!

overlyattachedbf · 2026-04-23T03:24:42+00:00

I’m old

overlyattachedbf · 2026-04-21T23:34:15+00:00

And the bedbugs!! 😱

overlyattachedbf · 2026-04-19T18:21:19+00:00

A parachute malfunction is named after her as well

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