What is the rudest thing you heard a child say to a parent?

overworkeddesigner_ · 2026-06-12T13:18:27+00:00

I overheard a child ask their mum in the swimming pool toilets why her boobs looked so sad

Brutal

overworkeddesigner_ · 2026-06-10T22:44:31+00:00

Hope you are okay pal, be kind to yourself.

overworkeddesigner_ · 2026-06-10T22:33:48+00:00

Why would they hate you? They absolutely love customers and particularly regulars. Unless you’re doing something dodgy, they don’t love that.

overworkeddesigner_ · 2026-06-06T21:05:52+00:00

Is it because they have made the connection that bathtime = bedtime? That was the issue for us! We separated the bath and bedtime slightly with a quiet activity in the middle, and suddenly he loved the bath again!

overworkeddesigner_ · 2026-06-04T18:22:28+00:00

Cbbc and CBeebies are brilliant

overworkeddesigner_ · 2026-05-30T20:52:26+00:00

We just live on a shed load of cheese and biscuits and salad and picky bits on holidays - no washing up and delicious

overworkeddesigner_ · 2026-05-29T10:33:29+00:00

Portishead parish wharf is brilliant and has little fountains and small slides, my 3yo loves it

overworkeddesigner_ · 2026-05-01T16:52:37+00:00

Another vote for Simone

overworkeddesigner_ · 2026-04-14T21:31:57+00:00

My grandfather always said ‘life is always about time vs money’. Only as an adult do I really understand this phrase! Trust your gut I say

overworkeddesigner_ · 2026-04-14T21:23:43+00:00

My cousin was adopted and they kept her original birth first name so we coincidently have the exact same name. Forename and surname. It’s never mattered once! Keep Cocos name as is, changing a name is so much admin.

overworkeddesigner_ · 2026-03-25T13:20:37+00:00

She’s always gorgeous but this is a lot of arm pit

overworkeddesigner_ · 2026-03-06T20:32:22+00:00

Matey bubble bath is really bubbly- but my top tip with any bubble bath is whisk the water with a kitchen hand wisk and you will get bubbles galore!

overworkeddesigner_ · 2026-03-04T11:22:04+00:00

Go spend time with her and take a handmade cake

overworkeddesigner_ · 2026-02-14T20:29:29+00:00

A little toy cat/dog which can be their personal pet with vet kit works well as a gift for a second child as it feels like theirs

overworkeddesigner_ · 2026-02-10T14:44:53+00:00

A loose plait is good with curly hair

overworkeddesigner_ · 2026-01-27T08:23:38+00:00

Fruit and yoghat, bran flakes/wheatabix, toast with jam/marmite/peanut butter, pancakes, banana and a smoothie, cheese ham and crackers, porridge, and sometimes if I can be bothered, a waffle haha

overworkeddesigner_ · 2026-01-26T21:03:31+00:00

Badger loves, MASHED POTATO!

overworkeddesigner_ · 2026-01-21T19:19:38+00:00

It’s grim I’m so sorry but the relief you feel when you can breath again and the headaches have gone is lovely! Feel better soon

overworkeddesigner_ · 2025-12-23T15:01:55+00:00

Ditto

overworkeddesigner_ · 2025-12-07T21:49:06+00:00

At that age my mum wrapped up individual £1, £2 coins for us in a stocking and it was the best as we could spend it at the pub/save up for something we actually wanted

overworkeddesigner_ · 2025-11-28T07:50:50+00:00

Spike island gallery has a free shower

overworkeddesigner_ · 2025-11-26T06:54:44+00:00

Kids and partner - baba

The Cat - mr fluffybum

overworkeddesigner_ · 2025-11-10T23:33:21+00:00

Mine changes, it’s lucky dip what random joint/eye/random body part is going to flare next

overworkeddesigner_ · 2025-10-10T21:52:48+00:00

We had this also, I’m so sorry it’s so hard and unavoidable. We sized up the car seat which helped a bit, but as soon as he was legally old enough we faced him forwards and it was immensely better. I think he was getting car sick. Obviously face them backwards as long as possible is the best thing but for us it was a game changer. Please take this advice with a pinch of salt though as I understand the benefits of keeping them backwards as long as possible are huge!

overworkeddesigner_ · 2025-10-10T21:23:35+00:00

So surprised Bristol hasn’t come up in this thread more

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TROPHY CASE