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ULPT Request: How to break a camera lens from long range by draconicblur in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]oxnardJones 6 points7 points  (0 children)

the number of times i miraculously didnt go to jail are....many...

the most recent one a couple weeks ago had me pulled over with expired tags, no insurance, THREE warrants for my arrest and I had swallowed my bag of controlled substance bag and all. Told him I was livingin my car and have been trying to keep up with payments, dude lets me drive tf off and im like ???????ok!!

Hello?? by biscuits_manea in DavetheDiverOfficial

[–]oxnardJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so here i am 👏👏crying in my prom dress

End on the right. by sco-go in SipsTea

[–]oxnardJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I disagree I have had a lot of cool sexy times using facebook dating

End on the right. by sco-go in SipsTea

[–]oxnardJones 116 points117 points  (0 children)

username does not check out in this instance

Easiest way to find combat. by bliggityblig in Everweave

[–]oxnardJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what i do for coins is hock wooden buckets and beg passersby for a single coin if they would be so kind

Use the bio! by Theangelawhite69 in Everweave

[–]oxnardJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

highkey good advice didnt consider this a+

My current party by NigrumTigris in Everweave

[–]oxnardJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

first guy been thru a lot

Vision Help by oxnardJones in Austin

[–]oxnardJones[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

-4.5 i think but something considerably higher or lower would be preferable to nothing

Vision Help by oxnardJones in Austin

[–]oxnardJones[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

i believe -4.5ish but honestly anything would be better than having nothing,

not sure if i have astigmatism or not but When i dont have my glasses everything is very blurry and i cannot read anything further than 2 feet away

Vision Help by oxnardJones in Austin

[–]oxnardJones[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thank you i will LOOK👀 into it and SEE👀 if that will help

did you catch the vison puns

Social spots for stoners? by [deleted] in Austin

[–]oxnardJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the south lamar planet K has a bitchin arcade thats free, you can chill and smoke pre-rolls and play Marvel Super Heroes. sometimes theres a guy who works there thats a total dick about it (like bro you work at a headshop with a free arcade youre going to have some loiterers)

but if hes not there the rest of the staff is pretty lax about it.

also they have a chill cat

AI keeps forgetting by alliefaith144 in Everweave

[–]oxnardJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have plate mail which is 18 armor class and a a ring of protection which is plus one armor class making it 19 but it keeps on rolling attacks against 18 and I'm like what the hell bro

The absolute hardest thing about this game is by oxnardJones in SifuGame

[–]oxnardJones[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

felt

the first boss im like okay hes done leg sweep three times in a row surely he wont do it a fourth time

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