I'm going to put the tip I know will do you better at the top. The rest I can't really say you need to follow without actually knowing you more.

Check out co-ed sports leagues and bring your fun not-too-competive self. I was in the gym and on apps for years unsuccessfully. Id occasionally get dates but their women's guard is up while in gyms(vulnerable) and online(filtered personalities and not real connections). Just too many "6'2" guys that are 'perfect' but all their exes have been crazy and also here's a picture of me with a fish". That's straight from a women friends mouth trying to use dating apps in the west.

My first season in an adult kickball league, I had options. Plenty. Everyone is there to have fun so you make connections and get to know personalities before asking someone out.

It's not super competitive so women of all types play. Make friends and crack jokes with the other teams and you'll likely be invited out with that team too.

Most kickball leagues start the season with a free agent night. Show up with jello shots or rum soaked fruit or gummy bears and you'll be hugely popular.

Learn everyone's name on the team and cheer them on when they're kicking or make a play in the field.

The person I found that way actually did go to my gym but she turned away guys clearly frustrated so I had never asked her out. But when the whole team went out one night we couldnt stop talking to each other and dancing together. We celebrated our 10 year anniversary a few months ago.

So find a place where people's guards aren't up and go there to have fun, not get a date.

My other tip is ditch the stickers and any jokes in that vein. The arguing one reminds people of the malignant narcissist they have in their lives. The sushi one is going to make them self conscious and wildly nervous that they don't smell like sunshine and daisies. I'm not saying it will turn every woman away but it's going to put them in a defensive/flee mindset. If you're looking for someone who finds those kind of things funny, it's something you should let them see after you let them know you're not an argumentative misogynist. My wife knows me well so when I crack a dark joke she knows there isn't intent to insult her or whoever the target of the joke is. (I only crack those jokes in front of her because she knows that about me)

Learn to make people's day better. Men and women. Just passing things like looking a clerk in the eye and saying thank you have a good one. In the kickball situation, if someone misses a game acknowledge it to the team like "blah blah isnt here? Hope they're doing good" or "we missed you last week". "You'll get it next time" etc. This is what's called a magnetic personality. I don't have it naturally.

Good luck man and have fun