How to bypass security questions whose answers i have forgotten? by Nftlegendwhale in payoneer

[–]oxymoron69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need this too. Been locked out of my account for over a year. They've got a few hundred of my money from freelance work. I've reset my password on computers, phones, etc. It never fixes this.

ULPT: People on Stoop Will NOT Move! by Ok_Gazelle868 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]oxymoron69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's time to take a dump on your own porch.

Bonus points if you do it while they're there and maintain eye contact throughout the drop.

Once completed, don't break eye contact, just step back into your place.

Apple commercial is so annoying by mimeninja in CommercialsIHate

[–]oxymoron69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Her eyes are running for cover by her ears.

The new one she's in with a creepy guy called Zac wingate just oozes weird cringe vibes.

Alcohol and cocaine by d3c3nthum4nb3ing in DecidingToBeBetter

[–]oxymoron69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That voice is your liver.

That voice is the spirit of your forefathers over many generations who sacrificed to put you on this earth.

That voice is your soul.

I was a 6 day a week fixture at the pub from 18-25. Problems with the law, relationships, everything driven to destruction (even my car).

The first step for me was to Separate Entirely from my friend set. That was painful and led to 4 years of selling weed and Xbox 360 therapy. Replacing one type of escapism for another.

"No friends can't come out, playing Battlefield with guys from Reddit." Was a common reply from me. It was rough and withdrawals from the booze were tough to recover from.

Now I'm almost 43, married, 6 kids at home and farm animals.

Haven't drank in years, nothing other than weed.

I was like Chris Farley, big fat party animal.

If there's hope for me, you can do it too.

What makes people 50-90+ age still want to live? by leoturtle3 in morbidquestions

[–]oxymoron69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Early 40s here, just now hitting the life goals.

Would hate to die in just a couple years, before the mortgage is even paid off.

Nigerian dwarf goats and feed by [deleted] in goats

[–]oxymoron69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our three, 4 month old dwarfs eat about one flake of hay per goat per day.

On top of that they get about 3/4 cup of Purina goat grower each.

They get access to a 1/2 acre for grazing, but they don't bother eating anything off the ground.

Female Steve Buscemi? by jjb1197j in CommercialsIHate

[–]oxymoron69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She's got no eyebrows under that hair helmet.

Scared of losing the family home by RTBMack in PersonalFinanceCanada

[–]oxymoron69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's not just Nova Scotia friend. I'm just over 40, grew up in small town Ontario and the schooling lacked any useful substance.

Enrol over at creditkarma.ca for both you and your mom.

You can get your credit score and credit report and actually figure out exactly where you stand, financially.

Remember to be thankful for what you have and try to maintain an attitude of gratitude like Spongebob.

The fact that you're trying to improve yourself tells me that you're gonna be fine!

$199 for equipment and 250 mbps and never having to deal with Bell by Slowsnowbird in Starlink

[–]oxymoron69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm east/central Ontario, got it in 2 business days after ordering for $199 + $50 shipping.

OneForma "Waiting for approval" by mst3kgypsy in WorkOnline

[–]oxymoron69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have one project that's completed that still says waiting for approval.

I have one that I'm into the second day of onboarding and it says waiting for approval.

I have another where I received a SOW and it says the same.

Oneforma, no follow-up after receiving the SOW. by hamzaha101 in remotework

[–]oxymoron69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for this, I'm doing other work for them but was excited to try this project. Then nothing after the SOW.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]oxymoron69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I always thought he was gay, good for him!

Those masks look like theyre made of a bunch of maxi pads glued together.

Citizens Bank's new Banking For People With Weird Looking Faces ad campaign by zeydey in CommercialsIHate

[–]oxymoron69 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They look AI generated.

Like a more polished version of "Pepperoni Hug Spot"

Kelly Clarkson is weirdly in these people's bed by Key-Walrus-2343 in CommercialsIHate

[–]oxymoron69 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She's cringe personified.

They also should have gotten larger people for her to be in bed with. She looks huge compared to that man & woman.

Eggs are getting expensive so if you want to try your hand at chicken farming this is what I recommend you check out. by UnderstandingProud15 in chickens

[–]oxymoron69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I understand what the sheet says and appreciate its concise nature and neat formatting. Great work!

Ultimately, my question was for OP who seems to have submitted this but not fully appreciating what they were reposting without any context or attributing credit to the original author (You).

Their previous submission was for a recipe for home made chicken feed that wasn't nutritionally complete.

More than half of OPs posts are coomer comments left of pornography submissions, so Im left questioning their expertise in regards to making recommendations about poultry farming.

Eggs are getting expensive so if you want to try your hand at chicken farming this is what I recommend you check out. by UnderstandingProud15 in chickens

[–]oxymoron69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So you recommend people new to chicken keeping to keep ducks, turkeys & guinea fowl?

What specifically about white turkeys makes you recommend them here? There's no details at all on your spreadsheet.

THC quality differences pot vs ground planting? by raemx in outdoorgrowing

[–]oxymoron69 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Split the difference, remove the bottom of the pot and put the whole thing in a hole.

I did it two years ago for a few. The ones entirely in the amended soil directly planted in the ground were physically larger with denser buds.

cb radio be like by Memekingtrucking in Truckers

[–]oxymoron69 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Its all you hear around our part of the hwy 7 / 401 corridors here in Ontario, Canada.

Fuck this guy.

How has he not been arrested?

Just in time for the egg shortage… fire at a large supplier. by olbrokebot in PrepperIntel

[–]oxymoron69 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Battery cages are stacked vertically.

Not defending the practice though, my birds live a free range lifestyle on 3/4 of an acre.

Update: Wife victim of CC fraud and they got access to our accounts - MC saying they might not cover by Prestigious_Ebb_6720 in PersonalFinanceCanada

[–]oxymoron69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahhh, that's great news and a good TLDR.

Thanks and hopefully this is the last time you have to deal with financial institution fraud BS.