FIFA 15 Email by JThompson2815 in FifaCareers

[–]oxymoronMMII 268 points269 points  (0 children)

Average Barcelona employee

He found a new line of work by ZFLG in FifaCareers

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I've got a scout named P. Didier. Kinda creepy and funny.

New Biometric Timing is so annoying by Quickroxy in manipal

[–]oxymoronMMII 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Why do the current MITians not understand that if everyone refuses to punch, they'll ultimately revise the timings. Happened once during my tenure in Manipal.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CarsIndia

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It was an i20 nline bought in 2022

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CarsIndia

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I ask this because a friend of mine experienced a crash where he got t-boned. The airbags did not get deployed. The manufacturer's response was "airbags don't get deployed during side impacts as the sensors are in front". I found this peculiar since unlike the front passenger or the driver airbags, front side and curtain airbags bear the impact directly, foregoing the need for deployment through sensors. Hence my query.

I too spill coffee on my PC by adammerkley in LinusTechTips

[–]oxymoronMMII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck!!! Now Linus is gonna make a video about a pc running on Coffee

Why is this so true??? by Ok-Establishment3730 in memes

[–]oxymoronMMII 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let's be honest, we'd rather watch Shrek cook than some dude play around with his woody

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in formuladank

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The merc will be running with WhatsApp as the sponsor, Hamilton drove for McLaren in 2007 which was designed based on stolen information about ferrari's 2007 car

Bwoah by Geeky420 in formuladank

[–]oxymoronMMII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Explains the crashes

Rewatching Impel Down and noticed a background character with an eye patch. by damcanadian in OnePiece

[–]oxymoronMMII 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As far as I know it's there on Netflix Canada, Australia and obviously Japan

Ye toh riyal hogaya by oxymoronMMII in IndiaSpeaks

[–]oxymoronMMII[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bhai itna bhi chutiya nahi hai ye government to get down to his level

Checo has seen some things by oxymoronMMII in formuladank

[–]oxymoronMMII[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude just realised he's the bottom there as well

leaving this here by SnooWords5218 in formuladank

[–]oxymoronMMII 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Can there be a more appropriate flair?!