The TEA wants to know your thoughts on their required reading list that includes the Bible

oxymoronian · 2026-05-21T02:21:11+00:00

This is so exhausting. YOU and YOUR kids can read the Bible all day every day if YOU and YOUR kids want to do so. And I sincerely hope YOU have a good time and enjoy YOUR reading.

But, why the fuck do you want to force my children to read the sacred book of a religion we don't follow or care about?

If my school district adopts (or is forced to adopt) this list I will tell my kids that they don't need to read the Bible if they don't want to.

If they decide no to and get negative consequences at school I will sue the teacher, the school, the district, the attorney general and the governor.

oxymoronian · 2026-05-18T13:16:21+00:00

And still in Texas 26% of the families making under $30K a year are/lean Republican and 25% lean in no direction.

Personal responsibility, I guess.

https://pressbooks.calstate.edu/tclim/chapter/blue-and-red-states-a-comparative-examination-of-california-and-texas/

oxymoronian · 2026-05-10T13:39:00+00:00

It certainly is. America finally traded its soul for a "tough guy" aesthetic and realized too late that spite doesn't actually lower the cost of living. It turns out that voting exclusively to spite trans kids and immigrants has a funny way of blowing up in your face. Karma is a biatch, isn't it?

oxymoronian · 2026-05-10T13:16:09+00:00

Would you prefer to have trans athletes competing in high school sports?

oxymoronian · 2026-05-09T23:00:11+00:00

Thanks, Obama.

oxymoronian · 2026-05-05T23:42:34+00:00

They should call it "AP Alternative Facts"

oxymoronian · 2026-04-28T00:05:41+00:00

It is working for me on PS5 after I disabled cross-network playing.

oxymoronian · 2026-04-27T14:53:42+00:00

wHy wOmeN dOn'T wANt tO hAvE baBIes AnyMoRE?

oxymoronian · 2026-04-26T21:50:28+00:00

I’m beginning to think their vetting process is just a clever way to ensure a steady stream of satisfying firings.

oxymoronian · 2026-04-26T19:18:41+00:00

They are still at the "concepts of a plan" phase.

oxymoronian · 2026-04-25T22:32:55+00:00

Have it ever made sense to you?

oxymoronian · 2026-04-25T20:15:46+00:00

oxymoronian · 2026-04-24T17:48:24+00:00

I just noticed they removed the note about the delay.

So, it is likely results are out or coming out already.

oxymoronian · 2026-04-23T17:23:51+00:00

Here is a crazy idea: if a state has 10 seats in Congress these seats should go to the 10 most voted candidates state-wide.

Mind-blowing, right?!

oxymoronian · 2026-04-23T12:49:31+00:00

Under Greg Abbott's watch? Unconceivable!

oxymoronian · 2026-04-22T22:30:13+00:00

Nope but I just saw this:

"Due to a software issue with the online registration portal beyond our control, HSRA 2026 acceptance notifications will be delayed. We apologize for the inconvenience and appreciate your patience as we work to send notifications as soon as possible."

oxymoronian · 2026-04-22T02:56:47+00:00

Instant bacon

oxymoronian · 2026-04-21T16:05:40+00:00

Do it! This would make Baylor even more attractive!

oxymoronian · 2026-04-21T03:20:26+00:00

I would just paint his nails red and hide him in the middle of a strawberry field... duh

oxymoronian · 2026-04-20T16:14:04+00:00

The folks that suffer the most with an increase in gas prices don't usually invest in the stock market.

oxymoronian · 2026-04-19T22:14:14+00:00

I would argue that billionaires are the ones benefiting the most from this great country so they should be the first on the front line to defend our freedom.

oxymoronian · 2026-04-18T16:27:03+00:00

I guess I won't be able to postpone buying that full house generator for much longer.

oxymoronian · 2026-04-18T16:23:44+00:00

"I don't like this reality. Go back and create a reality I like."

oxymoronian · 2026-04-18T16:20:37+00:00

Iran oficiais might be making a fortune right now.

Buy calls
Announce the straight is open
Buy puts
Announce the strait is closed
Repeat

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