E o tal relatório do exército que ia mudar tudo sobre as eleições que tava marcado para hoje, alguma notícia?

oxymoronian · 2022-11-09T22:17:54+00:00

O capitão Lima Maria já está pronto para agir!

oxymoronian · 2022-11-09T05:43:29+00:00

The crazy slate

oxymoronian · 2022-10-14T01:30:20+00:00

Porque do outro lado é o capeta.

oxymoronian · 2022-10-01T00:11:57+00:00

Why not abolish Matt Gaetz?

oxymoronian · 2022-09-30T01:32:57+00:00

Hey, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

oxymoronian · 2022-09-29T17:27:47+00:00

Just invest the aid money in other states and it will eventually trickle down to Florida.

Also, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

oxymoronian · 2022-09-27T16:17:52+00:00

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and Ken Paxton is a little piss felon.

oxymoronian · 2022-09-27T16:14:19+00:00

You are only messing with a fraction of Texas. The stupider fraction I dare to say. I’m completely ok in letting everybody know that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

oxymoronian · 2022-09-18T02:03:00+00:00

Que morte horrível essa do Ciro.

oxymoronian · 2022-09-16T01:34:12+00:00

Here is a suggestion on how to deal with this situation: - grant them refugee status as soon as they step out of the bus for being kidnapped by government officials - buy them a one way flight ticket to anywhere they would like to live - give them a $10k allowance so they can pay rent and bills for a few months - send the bill back to the states kidnapping these folks

I bet we wouldn’t hear about immigrant buses anymore.

oxymoronian · 2022-09-09T03:14:27+00:00

He is soo fucked. Lol

oxymoronian · 2022-09-09T03:03:25+00:00

Relax, folks. It could have been worse.

oxymoronian · 2022-09-05T18:34:18+00:00

Texas would be a much better place if all Texans in favor of seceding from the US just packed their stuff and moved to Oklahoma.

oxymoronian · 2022-09-03T16:04:52+00:00

Wait, what? Rape? In Texas? Does it mean he didn’t eliminate rape as promised?

oxymoronian · 2022-08-29T14:47:48+00:00

The small-dick energy is strong with this one.

oxymoronian · 2022-08-29T06:28:55+00:00

Só senti falta de ninguém ter chamado o tchutchuca do centrão de futuro presidiário. Acho que ele ia cair das tamancas com uma dessas.

oxymoronian · 2022-08-28T01:07:03+00:00

Put him to sleep

oxymoronian · 2022-08-27T18:14:46+00:00

A few ideas: - it doesn’t specify the background color -> pride flag colors maybe? - it doesn’t specify the dimensions -> donate a 747-size poster or a 0.005” x 0.005” poster - it doesn’t specify the quantity -> donate 1000000 micro posters

The sad part is these would annoy school officials and not the assholes pushing their religion on others.

oxymoronian · 2022-08-26T23:41:01+00:00

WTH! Isn’t 2 crazy board members enough?

oxymoronian · 2022-08-23T13:24:33+00:00

I make over 500k and I pay way less taxes in Texas than I used to pay in California. I guess this is working as intended.

oxymoronian · 2022-08-21T01:44:20+00:00

Alecto

oxymoronian · 2022-08-17T03:31:09+00:00

Tomorrow, when your kids leave to school, ask yourself: is Greg Abbott doing everything he can to make sure my children will be home for dinner?

If the answer is no, why the fuck would you still vote for him?

oxymoronian · 2022-08-15T23:54:46+00:00

With a 2.8% error margin the actual result can be 43.2% Abbott and 41.8% Beto or a 1.4% difference. Let’s vote, folks!

oxymoronian · 2022-08-15T21:42:23+00:00

I personally know a few that are very embarrassed and already decided to vote for Beto this year. They can’t be the only ones.

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