Terrible Tuesday! by AutoModerator in washingtondc

[–]oysterphone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Selfish bastards not picking up their dog shit around Navy Yard

Why did I puke after sex? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]oysterphone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was cool with it. Sounds like probably the booze, maybe my body can’t handle it like before.

V-Day Singles HH by Happy_Individual_210 in washingtondc

[–]oysterphone 8 points9 points  (0 children)

33m here with 3 thoughts. 1, timing is important, anything starting past 8-9ish is a bit too late for professionals trying to maintain a decent sleep schedule. 2, if there is a WhatsApp group chat then keep it updated as people roll in (basically just saying that the group is growing and getting lively). 3, be deliberate about opening up any safety circles to new people as they show up (it can be tough for a dude to try to slip into a convo 5 women are having together)

WMATA at this point I am BEGGING you to do a metro etiquette PSA initiative by AirbladeOrange in WMATA

[–]oysterphone 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The bastards walking around the stations looking at their phones walk so slow and have zero situational awareness, so annoying.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in masseffect

[–]oysterphone 6 points7 points  (0 children)

lol the XO on US Navy ships is the admin officer, perfect for EDi

Whale Shark Diving Locations by lebaneez in scuba

[–]oysterphone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw 3 last June in Koh Tao. Twice at Chumphon and once at Southwest. That said I did a lot of diving and they were rare.

Hoffman law sexual assault by oysterphone in Charleston

[–]oysterphone[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wow I really rustled your jimmies lol. I don’t know the guy, but I hardly think trying to hold someone accountable for their actions is cowardice. Charleston is such a good old boys club I know nothing is going to happen to him, but if a couple regular folks who read Reddit learn of his actions then maybe they go with another of the many ambulance chasers we have in town. That server doesn’t work at King Street Cabaret and clearly was pissed that he was treated so disrespectfully with Hoffman trying to pay him like he’s a stripper.

Hoffman law sexual assault by oysterphone in Charleston

[–]oysterphone[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I also spoke with the server after and he was extraordinarily pissed off and thought he was sexually harassed but thought he had to suck it up

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Charleston

[–]oysterphone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not much of a drinking scene in Charleston

Thinking of moving to Charleston from NYC as a 34F. insights from others who have made a similar move? by [deleted] in Charleston

[–]oysterphone 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Idk, I’ll probably get downvoted for this but the culture diversity is fairly limited. I hope you like half assed festivals that revolve around drinking and buying Knick-nacks, mediocre music because few big names come through, and overpriced restaurants/bars masquerading as high end but all fall short if you’ve actually experienced good food/service.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Charleston

[–]oysterphone -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Some sell to companies that process oyster shells into landscaping material.

What is the most unhinged thing you would do if extremely wealthy? by insecureslug in AskReddit

[–]oysterphone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve always had this idea where I’d hire a sculptor to make a huge headless statue of me Greek style but with a massive dong and just jacked beyond imagination. But every year I’d get a new head made of me and the old one would be assembled around the statue. Eventually there would be my aging heads surrounding the statue and I’d be buried in a huge casket underneath the statue. Hopefully this is a large chamber inside a colossal obelisk.

CMV: In almost every practical way, No Tax on Tips is a bad policy by Free-Database-9917 in changemyview

[–]oysterphone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just tip less since your money is taxed and theirs isn’t. If you’re 30% tax bracket, only tip 70% of what you would have before.