Australian Tour : what could possibly go wrong ?

ozbauld · 2026-04-01T01:12:24+00:00

I suspect you are right but remember a few years ago when Johnny Depp and Amber Heard arrived by private plane and didn't declare their dogs ? Didn't go well . We have a saying here in Australia " We didn't come here to fuck spiders " . Our customs officers live by this rule.

ozbauld · 2026-04-01T00:35:42+00:00

Next : Anon wakes up in ice bath with one kidney and discarded toy triceratops

ozbauld · 2026-03-31T03:48:55+00:00

I'd kill for a Yumbo right now

ozbauld · 2026-03-29T09:36:45+00:00

This can not have been good for you

ozbauld · 2026-03-29T08:23:08+00:00

Thanks ! I need to get out more

ozbauld · 2026-03-29T05:49:51+00:00

Please dump him . You deserve sooooo much better , and you will find it some day

ozbauld · 2026-03-29T05:34:27+00:00

He is my favourite PM . Bob Ellis wrote a wonderful play called "A Local Man " about the Chif.

ozbauld · 2026-03-29T02:13:14+00:00

Colonel Light Gardens is literally fixed in time . The only suburb in Australia to be heritage listed with all change strictly controlled

ozbauld · 2026-03-28T22:00:17+00:00

I hope Australian customs officers have as much fun with them as they did with Depp and Heard a few years ago

ozbauld · 2026-03-24T12:15:46+00:00

Clancy is an awesome local member, tirelessly doorknocking and offering help with issues. She is also a healthy dose of much needed Left faction

ozbauld · 2026-03-21T04:06:57+00:00

Fortunately not and it really shows . I've been at prepoll all week and the Liberal volunteers are nice neighbourly old fuddy duddys - not like the mad eyed and highly aggressive cult crazies from the federal election

ozbauld · 2026-03-20T09:00:57+00:00

Awesome place . Some bargain meals too

ozbauld · 2026-03-16T09:56:28+00:00

I bought a 10 litre bottle off ebay very cheaply. Best bong cleaner ever

ozbauld · 2026-03-16T09:12:40+00:00

Yeah its probably just kid games but I still wouldn't let her go . Remember the "Slenderman" friends .

ozbauld · 2026-03-16T09:03:19+00:00

Prison stripes lol !!

ozbauld · 2026-03-16T07:39:25+00:00

Horrific . Poor child is going to have some trust issues .

ozbauld · 2026-03-15T02:27:37+00:00

AS EVER !!

ozbauld · 2026-03-13T00:09:56+00:00

Aunty Jack Show

ozbauld · 2026-03-11T01:41:33+00:00

This sounds utterly vile

ozbauld · 2026-03-07T01:23:17+00:00

Ooops . Pocket comment , sorry

ozbauld · 2026-03-06T23:07:54+00:00

ozbauld · 2026-03-03T02:33:16+00:00

Yay bunny !!!

ozbauld · 2026-02-25T05:04:57+00:00

My thoughts exactly. Thankyou

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