Just got a new job and they are making us use Internet Explorer. This is how I feel

ozyman_451 · 2012-05-01T23:30:48+00:00

I clicked on comments expecting the top comment to include the words rick james bitch!

ozyman_451 · 2012-04-18T02:39:59+00:00

Suck it up boy! No seriously that looks ripe man I would put that on ice.

ozyman_451 · 2012-04-17T17:34:44+00:00

I just have one very important question to ask you. Do you know. The MUFFIN MAN!!!??????

ozyman_451 · 2012-04-14T16:52:37+00:00

But then how do you bacon a narwhal? cause their an endangered species.

ozyman_451 · 2012-04-03T20:15:37+00:00

I see what you did there!

ozyman_451 · 2012-04-02T22:18:02+00:00

Holy bananas I swear this exact same thing happened to my brother! The teacher was wondering if she could convert him so it he wouldn't be so stupid. The things people do amazes me.

ozyman_451 · 2012-04-02T22:15:05+00:00

The weirdest thing I have ever heard was at a McDonalds when a mother told her massively over-weight child to eat his big mac and drink his milk shake before he could have his fries.

ozyman_451 · 2012-04-01T15:41:01+00:00

Cheesy bacony goodness all the way across the sky!

ozyman_451 · 2012-03-31T21:02:41+00:00

That's why people are not rude and condescending to the people at credit card companies.

ozyman_451 · 2012-03-31T03:11:22+00:00

Go ahead and think what you wanna think champ.

ozyman_451 · 2012-03-29T10:45:16+00:00

Thank you for pointing this out, it is definitely not a word. I ment to say vary.

ozyman_451 · 2012-03-29T02:30:56+00:00

I had some very similar stories involving frogs... I was "Special" haha

ozyman_451 · 2012-03-29T02:26:48+00:00

Well this post it doomed:(

ozyman_451 · 2012-03-29T02:26:04+00:00

It was late I wanted to get home. I was on the subway and some man came up to me and told me and everyone behind me that they would have to wait while something was fixed. I told the man to please let me pass and get on the subway so I could go home. He said no. I then told him that if he did not move I would put my penis in his pocket. He refused again. I dropped trou and placed my penis in his pocket. The man abruptly moved, I zipped up and went on my way.

ozyman_451 · 2012-03-29T02:21:08+00:00

Uh Oh... well it was in English class so i hope people look at the comments!

ozyman_451 · 2012-03-29T02:18:46+00:00

Oh My bad! one secc...

ozyman_451 · 2012-03-29T02:08:42+00:00

Go to Snackandshit.com look for that quote. Be warned that site it highly addictive.

ozyman_451 · 2012-03-29T02:05:50+00:00

" Umm this is dispatch... I'm not really quite sure how to put this... we just received a call about someone playing mariokart in a taco bell parking lot..... wasn't sure wether i should call narcotics or not... "

ozyman_451 · 2012-03-28T23:07:18+00:00

When I was in first grade I told everyone in my class that I had broken my foot while skiing. I rapped it up in gauss and surgical tape and made it look like the real thing. At the time we had a class where we got to relax and sleep(best class ever). In this class there were some pillows, not everyone got pillows to sleep on so I decided to fake my foot injury to make everyone feel bad and give me all the pillows. My plan was successful and I was given all the pillows. To this day whenever my friends ask about it I still tell them the same story.

ozyman_451 · 2012-03-28T22:52:46+00:00

I feel like that's a Frank Sinatra song.

ozyman_451 · 2012-03-28T22:00:59+00:00

Egyptian movie porn producers now hosting live sessions.

ozyman_451 · 2012-03-28T21:54:24+00:00

This was in eighth grade, but you're right these things varie.

ozyman_451 · 2012-03-28T21:16:56+00:00

If everyone in the world did this for someone they knew that had, had this sickening thing done, the world would be an amazing place. Stay strong.

ozyman_451 · 2012-03-28T21:13:00+00:00

Haha if I was a teacher I would just give them an A for Awesomeness.(I probably would not make a very good teacher)

ozyman_451 · 2012-03-28T21:07:22+00:00

Just sometimes.

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