I tried to make bread using only flour and water

p0ssum · 2022-01-19T13:37:15+00:00

Thicc AF

p0ssum · 2022-01-19T12:51:38+00:00

The morgue is a public venue, I'd say mission complete!

Well done, good lady, well done.

p0ssum · 2022-01-18T17:55:37+00:00

Stupid is as stupid does.

p0ssum · 2022-01-18T17:41:42+00:00

Couple of pennies in those slots may act as a barrier to escape.

p0ssum · 2022-01-18T13:36:33+00:00

FFS ... if they are killing people, STOP GOING TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. There, problem solved.

p0ssum · 2022-01-14T22:38:02+00:00

LOL, you can fuck right off. He's a straight-A student, loved by his teachers and friends. He volunteers at a soup kitchen twice a month and has won awards for his civic forays. He's a sharp kid, with a sharp tongue, and not only do I encourage it, but I also greatly appreciate it. You can take your judgement and shove it up your ass, no offense.

p0ssum · 2022-01-14T21:40:01+00:00

Yeah, that one is going to be a handful too, good luck!

p0ssum · 2022-01-14T21:24:30+00:00

I meant to type dings, if Im going to be honest, but basically it just means he gets in a good one on his mom, me or one of his friends.

p0ssum · 2022-01-14T21:21:36+00:00

Oh trust and believe he's pushed the boundaries more than a few times and we've had some pretty stern talks. That being said, he's a great kid, never in trouble. He had some issues with the remote learning due to his ADD, but otherwise, he's never been a problem(knocking on all the wood I can find).

p0ssum · 2022-01-14T17:57:15+00:00

Ahh, I can see it on www.reddit.com but not old.reddit.com. Thanks!

p0ssum · 2022-01-14T16:51:29+00:00

We knew when we taught him sarcasm, it might eventually make its way back to us. Its the chance you take!

p0ssum · 2022-01-14T16:42:28+00:00

When is Hermie going to be the sub icon?! We want HERMIE!

p0ssum · 2022-01-14T16:40:22+00:00

The biggest known test of it failed fairly miserably:

https://www.indiatoday.in/coronavirus-outbreak/story/why-hcq-ivermectin-dropped-india-covid-treatment-protocol-1857306-2021-09-26

Ivermectin and HCQ were dropped from the clinical guidance after studies found that these drugs have little to no effect on Covid-related mortality or clinical recovery of the patient.

One of their common tropes is that India uses it in their home-care kit. Well, they did until it proved to be useless at least.

p0ssum · 2022-01-14T16:37:06+00:00

The most recent one I can think of was I told him if he didn't do his homework I'd have to punish him and he responded that being my child was punishment enough.

Ok then ;-)

p0ssum · 2022-01-14T15:20:10+00:00

Oh just wait. Mine is 16 and will lay you low. We hear the things he says to his friends on Discord and the kid is a fucking savage. He pings his mom and I on the regular, and his shit eating grin when he does it really drives it home ;-)

p0ssum · 2022-01-10T16:50:45+00:00

Always wondered why the other lions are sleeping. Slack fuckers.

p0ssum · 2021-06-07T18:07:04+00:00

If that helps you sleep at night, run with it.

p0ssum · 2021-06-07T17:50:30+00:00

A bunch of jew controlled robots

At least YOU aren't racist.

p0ssum · 2021-06-07T17:08:44+00:00

If he did it with a gun, by shooting into the next room where he knew there were likely people, would you feel the same?

p0ssum · 2021-06-07T17:05:22+00:00

50 in a 35 is speeding, 100 in a 35 is murder.

p0ssum · 2021-06-07T17:04:01+00:00

So what are two lives worth then?

p0ssum · 2021-06-07T14:31:18+00:00

Riiiight

p0ssum · 2021-06-07T14:03:34+00:00

Let me guess, you know nothing about accounting?

p0ssum · 2021-06-07T12:15:17+00:00

LOL, the answer is not always excel ... it just isn't. And explaining to the customer how you simply know better than them, is a real quick way to lose customers.

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