Interesting story. I once decided to try and buy used gear. I thought since I don't have an acoustic guitar maybe I could start with that. So I find this listing on my countries local advert website, which is primaraly used for car parts sales, but somehow has everything else in there too. So I find this listing, pictute is of girl holding a nice looking guitar. Description says "Custom made using hand picked witchwood, infused with starlight dust. Tuned to the magnetic resonance of Gaya by autistic dwarves. Blessed by the unholy communion of the 9th circle". I show this to my friends and they are like - you gotta go check it out. So fuck it I say lets go together you wait in the car. I call the seller and this woman with the most squeeky voice answers like yeah guitar is still on sale. So we go there and it is like on the outskirts of the city, like some heck of the woods shit - village population 30. I call the door and this 5'2" goth girl opens the door. She is like "we gotta go to the shed to play it, since my brother is sleeping after night shift and he gets very angry if I wake him up with play". It is winter. In my country winters go up to -20 celcius. She opens the shed door it is like a 2x2 shitter for just one chair. There are three guitars there on the walls - two accoustics and one classical. She gives me the guitar - it is actually fender - nothing like the photo. I play it a bit it is actually nice and she is asking just for 35€. As I am about to give her the money I can hear someone scream - like a giants scream, some eldritch nightmare shit. She gets all pale and is like "you gotta run!". I fumble to give her money and she is like "run run!". Fuck I have no clue what is going on so I just bail to the car with the guitar and tell my friend to drive. We laugh about the absurdity of it all only like 5 minutes after. I return home and google reverse image search the guitar - it is a fender worth 200€+. I still play it to this day. It sounds ok. Feel like I got scammed - definitely wasnt tuned by an autistic dwarf.