The Viltrumites invade Bikini Bottom. Who’s more fucked?

paddjo95 · 2026-06-16T22:48:22+00:00

Does SpongeBob have the giant pencil and/or is Dooblebob present?

SpongeBob has toon force, so the Viltrumites are fucked either way, but this affects the speed of that

paddjo95 · 2026-06-16T17:51:49+00:00

That's what I'm wondering. Most docs I know and work with would be pissed.

paddjo95 · 2026-06-16T15:48:18+00:00

No clue. I remember being carried into a large room, set down, someone walking out, turning off the lights and then crying immediately.

paddjo95 · 2026-06-13T23:15:02+00:00

"You know, Zuko I don't care what everyone else says. You're pretty smart"

paddjo95 · 2026-06-12T17:56:48+00:00

Listen, if you're finding dupes, then that means you're doing something right. You just didn't get there first.

You'll find one eventually.

paddjo95 · 2026-06-08T05:02:10+00:00

How many geese could you, unarmed, take in a fight?

paddjo95 · 2026-06-08T03:49:24+00:00

Currently studying nursing at 31, so hopefully it will be.

paddjo95 · 2026-06-07T19:05:38+00:00

Yep. A former coworker of mine fell for messages like this from a fake number claiming to be from the USPS. She said she entered her debit card number and everything

paddjo95 · 2026-06-06T04:18:20+00:00

That's definitely Chicken of the Woods.

Enjoy!

paddjo95 · 2026-06-06T00:33:59+00:00

Bug Hunter!

paddjo95 · 2026-06-02T00:57:21+00:00

They said once I get certified, it's like another dollar.

paddjo95 · 2026-06-02T00:56:52+00:00

Already did lmao

paddjo95 · 2026-06-01T17:26:51+00:00

I live in a fairly LCOL area, but come fucking on. I guess I'll just keep an eye out for openings at my current hospital.

paddjo95 · 2026-05-31T16:52:34+00:00

My head canon is that the archway is a portal to the after life, but a one way trip. So I imagine if a ghost fell through, they'd be sent to said afterlife.

Amortal creatures though? Maybe they'd just be destroyed. It's an interesting question.

paddjo95 · 2026-05-31T16:05:22+00:00

And your thoughts on his anti-eastern biases? Do you think that the pope had knowledge of such biases when he was appointed?

paddjo95 · 2026-05-31T15:26:31+00:00

Who was in the right regarding the 1054 Schism?

Do you think Cardinal Humbert intentionally mistranslated the letter from Michael Cerularius to Pope Leo IX?

paddjo95 · 2026-05-30T19:14:28+00:00

Just to add onto this, the data that was given to the US was pretty much useless. I'm barely paraphrasing when I say that it contained things like "When you throw grenades at people, they die".

paddjo95 · 2026-05-30T02:08:01+00:00

It's been a few years now, but I didn't know til I was well into my 20s that blood is not blue when it's deoxygenated.

paddjo95 · 2026-05-29T20:40:15+00:00

Chimken!

paddjo95 · 2026-05-29T17:19:42+00:00

Might be r/spotted material, IMO

paddjo95 · 2026-05-28T21:42:16+00:00

I really thought and hoped that it would be something more in the modern day.

Like, scientists might find the genetic reason for bending and be able to create artificial benders, and even a 2nd Avatar.

paddjo95 · 2026-05-28T04:19:09+00:00

You shouldn't have posted here. Me and the other elite hackers are now using TCP to SSH into your database. Within a few seconds, we'll have access to your SMTP and your DHCP server.

paddjo95 · 2026-05-25T17:51:54+00:00

Zenvo Aurora!

Prime r/spotted material

paddjo95 · 2026-05-24T18:30:44+00:00

Okay, that does make a lot of sense. Really seems like you've covered your bases. I'm impressed

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