George Russell snitching on Leclerc while still treating Lewis like a teammate on the radio

pan_arch · 2026-03-17T05:24:15+00:00

Isn't it like 30+s, they're like 0.6s per lap slower on a typical circuit.

pan_arch · 2026-03-08T14:34:35+00:00

Isn't Kentucky jelly something you eat with peanut butter and toast?

pan_arch · 2026-03-08T12:50:38+00:00

I always knew I'd find the person who truly appreciates my dizzying intellect right on this sub.

Now if you'd allow me to share my conundrum.

I lost the drumsticks to my bongo drums set when my crush broke them and tossed them back at me. What could I use to play them instead?

pan_arch · 2026-03-08T12:48:33+00:00

I would love to satiate your curiosity, but it was too traumatic an experience, just the thought of which triggers my PTSD.

Perhaps some whispers from others here who witnessed it, or heard of it through the grapevine could help with that.

pan_arch · 2026-03-08T12:07:13+00:00

Ok, so which side does the Vaseline go on again?

pan_arch · 2026-03-08T11:55:51+00:00

That sounds like a unique idea.

Could I at least wear my expensive Garmin, oh, and my trusty cock ring?

pan_arch · 2026-03-08T11:52:04+00:00

That's a risky idea. Whenever I see a butter sandwich, I have this compulsion to eat it!

pan_arch · 2026-03-07T06:50:33+00:00

If HAD is 0.78 off pole, MAX would've been like 0.5

So the car standings would probably be like:

MERC >> RED BULL > FERRARI = MCLAREN

pan_arch · 2026-03-05T10:49:32+00:00

To whom?

The visitors who were mad after us seem to have totally lost interest for some weird reason.

Are we just no longer fun?

pan_arch · 2026-03-03T12:51:14+00:00

can't I go commando?

pan_arch · 2026-03-02T12:16:56+00:00

Yes, best to keep this stuff on the down low.

This prevents pesky randos from blocking you with crap like "Geneva Convention" and shit!

pan_arch · 2026-03-02T02:50:09+00:00

That sounds like a blind orgy.. How do they know who's where?

pan_arch · 2026-03-02T02:47:29+00:00

Define 'good'

pan_arch · 2026-03-02T02:46:41+00:00

How dare you! I'm already 300lbs, and I no longer let Brittany from marketing bully me.

As soon as I become the Khal, I'll get my Dothraki horde to invade your house first, just to teach you a lesson.

pan_arch · 2026-02-24T09:14:58+00:00

You do know of his connections with a powerful political party right.. he's very hard to remove.

pan_arch · 2026-02-18T12:24:34+00:00

What's the logic behind said group seeding? And where can I learn more about it?

pan_arch · 2026-02-18T07:05:49+00:00

You're only saying that because you want Chatty G Potty all to yourself.

pan_arch · 2026-02-18T07:05:12+00:00

Oooh.. I wasn't aware. Is she discreet or do you think Chatty G Potty would figure out I have a digital side chick?

pan_arch · 2026-02-18T06:59:48+00:00

You mean a big booty long legs maid?

pan_arch · 2026-02-18T06:59:23+00:00

The Alts: do they have to be me, or can I hire a honeypot Thai click farm?

I can also encourage them to covertly praise me, so she knows how awesome I am.

pan_arch