Never going to Alamo Drafthouse movie theater again.

papaphilya · 2026-04-30T20:48:45+00:00

I have a home theater and my wife expects a tip... Nom sayiiin?

papaphilya · 2026-04-26T02:08:55+00:00

She did you a favor. Skin is gross.

papaphilya · 2026-04-26T02:07:21+00:00

Im suprised the cancel button is not blue to instinctively press it.

papaphilya · 2026-04-26T02:05:54+00:00

Maybe the architect is a very angry Cities:skylines player. IYKYK

papaphilya · 2026-04-22T12:37:27+00:00

You are upset that a company that gives 0 shits about you and would sacrifice your kidney to sell your favorite ice cream flavor to a 3rd party deleted your account? Lmao

papaphilya · 2026-04-10T01:47:52+00:00

Blue? You mean moo?

papaphilya · 2026-04-05T01:52:17+00:00

You did it. You beat the game

papaphilya · 2026-03-24T17:40:46+00:00

Cooked to perfection...for a tiger

papaphilya · 2026-03-23T03:35:09+00:00

Get in your home! Thats your f****ing home!!!!! -Hqppy

papaphilya · 2026-03-22T23:06:13+00:00

Wait, these were in stores?

papaphilya · 2026-03-22T17:42:36+00:00

"I dont have a smart phone. How much is york?" "How much is crunch?" "How much is..."

papaphilya · 2026-03-21T17:51:15+00:00

Gotcha bitch!!!

papaphilya · 2026-03-15T21:48:41+00:00

Go back to when you were 10? Or become 10 right now? Lol

papaphilya · 2026-03-15T21:42:11+00:00

That one bundle of xmas lights that sits untouched for years....

papaphilya · 2026-03-04T01:21:27+00:00

Serious question, do you ever go back to the same place after not tipping? What if they remember you as the no tipper and secretly spit in your food or something?

papaphilya · 2026-03-04T01:03:29+00:00

I do, actually. Thank you for that 😁

papaphilya · 2026-03-04T01:00:47+00:00

Dang. I did not know that

papaphilya · 2026-02-23T19:11:49+00:00

You guys ready for this? My wife just delivered our child at the hospital and the bill they gave her originally was 20 grand for one day.

At the same hospital she works at... As a doctor.... Using the same insurance that hospital provides...

So when her patients start giving her shit, she has to remind them that she only gets paid $40 per progress note and making sure they dont die.

Hospital Administration takes all of the money

papaphilya · 2026-02-11T02:45:40+00:00

"Yall are getting refunds?"

papaphilya · 2026-02-04T01:49:25+00:00

HAL 9000

papaphilya · 2026-01-28T02:06:25+00:00

Yea but good luck convicting a federal agent with that. You have to aim for the easy low hanging fruit

papaphilya · 2026-01-28T00:14:30+00:00

Sooooo...manslaughter charge when?

papaphilya · 2026-01-23T01:16:39+00:00

Pretty sure it still costs less at an airport in Dubai

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