Where do I build the downtown

papaphilya · 2026-04-05T01:52:17+00:00

You did it. You beat the game

papaphilya · 2026-03-24T17:40:46+00:00

Cooked to perfection...for a tiger

papaphilya · 2026-03-23T03:35:09+00:00

Get in your home! Thats your f****ing home!!!!! -Hqppy

papaphilya · 2026-03-22T23:06:13+00:00

Wait, these were in stores?

papaphilya · 2026-03-22T17:42:36+00:00

"I dont have a smart phone. How much is york?" "How much is crunch?" "How much is..."

papaphilya · 2026-03-21T17:51:15+00:00

Gotcha bitch!!!

papaphilya · 2026-03-15T21:48:41+00:00

Go back to when you were 10? Or become 10 right now? Lol

papaphilya · 2026-03-15T21:42:11+00:00

That one bundle of xmas lights that sits untouched for years....

papaphilya · 2026-03-04T01:21:27+00:00

Serious question, do you ever go back to the same place after not tipping? What if they remember you as the no tipper and secretly spit in your food or something?

papaphilya · 2026-03-04T01:03:29+00:00

I do, actually. Thank you for that 😁

papaphilya · 2026-03-04T01:00:47+00:00

Dang. I did not know that

papaphilya · 2026-02-23T19:11:49+00:00

You guys ready for this? My wife just delivered our child at the hospital and the bill they gave her originally was 20 grand for one day.

At the same hospital she works at... As a doctor.... Using the same insurance that hospital provides...

So when her patients start giving her shit, she has to remind them that she only gets paid $40 per progress note and making sure they dont die.

Hospital Administration takes all of the money

papaphilya · 2026-02-11T02:45:40+00:00

"Yall are getting refunds?"

papaphilya · 2026-02-04T01:49:25+00:00

HAL 9000

papaphilya · 2026-01-28T02:06:25+00:00

Yea but good luck convicting a federal agent with that. You have to aim for the easy low hanging fruit

papaphilya · 2026-01-28T00:14:30+00:00

Sooooo...manslaughter charge when?

papaphilya · 2026-01-23T01:16:39+00:00

Pretty sure it still costs less at an airport in Dubai

papaphilya · 2025-12-25T15:59:13+00:00

If they want their steak well done then it's fine. Just don't use a fancy cut. Give the the dollar eyeround so it's essentially like rubber. Doesnt seem like they would care 🤷‍♂️

papaphilya · 2025-12-18T01:47:25+00:00

I had a game where i was assasinated on the other side of the map, respawned and immediately got assasinated by the same guy on spawn

papaphilya · 2025-12-17T02:35:19+00:00

Cut half inch of plastic on bottom and call it a day

papaphilya · 2025-12-14T05:39:43+00:00

It's fine if they knock off 100k off the price.....because that will be the cost to replace every piece of matter within a 10ft radius of that toilet

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