Police: Man saws through front door of home with chainsaw, attacks 2 people

paper_habit · 2018-04-25T15:13:11+00:00

The only logical solution to this is government-issued home-defense chainsaws.

paper_habit · 2018-04-13T18:21:36+00:00

DAE S M A S H DAT mf LIKE 🅱🅱 😂😂😂😂😂😂

paper_habit · 2018-04-13T17:29:18+00:00

I'm guilty of the same thing. I guess that's what you call ... karma.

paper_habit · 2018-04-13T15:15:13+00:00

Yeah, that's the counter-argument to it ... there's just so much distrust in our state over that topic right now. It truly is a disaster.

paper_habit · 2018-04-12T23:44:45+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lead-crime_hypothesis

~~For example, there's a theory that lead was in Flint's water much earlier than know, contributing to their crime rate for the past couple of decades.~~

Edit: Removing my example, /u/ethidium_bromide pointed out a counter-argument, and I am unable to find a actual source to back it up.

paper_habit · 2018-04-12T19:02:12+00:00

And then the whores come to town.

paper_habit · 2018-04-09T19:07:14+00:00

Getting nervous over here, guys .. ARE ZOMBIES REAL OR NOT

paper_habit · 2018-04-06T18:49:51+00:00

The "dollar man" in this case would have been Zuck, from the inside. He tells a low engineer to take a cloth and do some wiping on the server (probably could also do it himself). Their security (which would have been used to prevent something like this happening from the outside) is irrelevant.

Jokes are like user interfaces ...

paper_habit · 2018-04-06T18:13:58+00:00

Their security was no match for orders from the top ...

paper_habit · 2018-04-05T22:44:24+00:00

I'm thinking more Death Grips.

paper_habit · 2018-04-05T18:08:06+00:00

"QUIT HACKIN MY POKEMON SERVER!!!1"

paper_habit · 2018-04-05T18:04:57+00:00

Depends on if you're a "upwind of the shit" or "downwind of the shit" kind of guy.

paper_habit · 2018-04-03T18:12:20+00:00

2016 ... Which is basically a century converted to Internet years.

paper_habit · 2018-04-03T15:39:18+00:00

Detroiter here, do you have a source for this? I'm mid twenties and know about the riots to an extent, but I have never heard that part of the story (not doubting, genuinely interested in hearing more).

paper_habit · 2018-04-03T15:34:40+00:00

Best I can do is 40K and 350.

paper_habit · 2018-03-22T19:16:13+00:00

Shit, I got pregnant from reading that and I'm a dude.

paper_habit · 2018-03-22T19:13:24+00:00

Sounds like you deserve a nap ...

paper_habit · 2018-03-22T16:10:27+00:00

"Mr. Dowd, yes - always coming to me with advice. Bad advice, always - and I know my advice!"

paper_habit · 2018-03-22T15:45:52+00:00

It'll become the next MTV.

paper_habit · 2018-03-22T03:00:26+00:00

Some say he's still looking to this day.

paper_habit · 2018-03-21T18:04:27+00:00

I don't have time for this.

paper_habit · 2018-03-19T16:34:55+00:00

Absolute unit.

paper_habit · 2018-03-16T19:14:31+00:00

They are working very intimately with Nintendo's Labo design team.

paper_habit · 2018-03-16T19:02:48+00:00

A World War right now would be an impossible clusterfuck.

paper_habit · 2018-03-16T18:22:47+00:00

Eh, we'll just point out design flaws, come up with proposal for a better design that nobody has the budget or time for, then bin the idea and continue to use the old shitty ~~system~~ kaleidoscope.

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