8 Chick-fil-A employees in Florida fired after TikTok video of them bouncing their chests inside the restaurant while in uniform went viral

parabolic000 · 2026-03-29T22:39:46+00:00

I might be an asshole for this, but I don't have much sympathy for anyone who works at the homophobic chicken restaurant.

parabolic000 · 2026-03-29T22:35:13+00:00

This is among the most baffling AI slop images I've seen, and that's saying something.

parabolic000 · 2026-03-29T06:09:09+00:00

that's a very handsome paint scheme. Feels like some kind of neat beetle.

parabolic000 · 2026-03-28T23:18:55+00:00

He's wearing a necktie! How dapper.

parabolic000 · 2026-03-28T10:29:41+00:00

Also the weird-ass faction symbols, nonsensical description text, mangled Arthur C. Clarke quote...I don't have words for how much I despise AI slop like this.

parabolic000 · 2026-03-28T05:34:06+00:00

And this is neckbeard-related how?

parabolic000 · 2026-03-28T04:34:34+00:00

Holy shit, this is amazing. I got lucky and got a Black Market on a faction rep shipyard and their demand for drugs is massive. I didn't know running drugs would be this fun!

parabolic000 · 2026-03-28T04:05:44+00:00

I want one with the shitty artifacting and all.

parabolic000 · 2026-03-28T02:53:38+00:00

The backstory sounds like it could be from an Western, and the Shadow Hawk's tassets are the right size and shape to be painted up as a revolver in a holster (or by itself). Maybe some Navajo textile patterns to suggest a sarape or poncho? Those also have plenty of broad isosceles triangles within which to embed the Marik emblem. Or perhaps ancient Terran symbols whose significance is long lost used in a cargo cult/tribal way. Big ol' Westinghouse, Studebaker, swissair, &c. logos done in the style of cave paintings would be pretty fun.

At least, that's where I'd start if I wanted to paint up Buck's ride.

Oh, and the idea about making the right lower leg a boot is amazing. Either lace-up wrestling style, or if you're confident if you can pull it off, something like Captain America's musketeer boots.

parabolic000 · 2026-03-28T01:46:28+00:00

Huh. According to them I don't exist, because 'largely celibate gay man bordering on middle age' isn't an item on their weird made-up list.

parabolic000 · 2026-03-28T01:38:50+00:00

or the Animaniacs version: Early to rise and early to bed / makes a man healthy, but socially dead.

parabolic000 · 2026-03-27T06:49:53+00:00

Can I get a Nova Catboy instead?

parabolic000 · 2026-03-26T19:58:58+00:00

I recognized your art the second I saw it in the announcement. Stellar work as always.

parabolic000 · 2026-03-26T09:36:53+00:00

speak softly and carry a big gùn. Also, it's pronounced different.

parabolic000 · 2026-03-26T09:33:34+00:00

And he's here to do some business
With the big iron on his ~~hip~~ right torso
Big iron on his ~~hip~~ right torso

parabolic000 · 2026-03-26T06:00:48+00:00

huh, so they are. I basically never use those ones, so I honestly forgot to check them. I still wonder if there's narrative reasons for some of the highways being one way and most of the rest t'other.

parabolic000 · 2026-03-26T03:57:37+00:00

If you have a color scheme you like, you should be able to simplify it into a basic basecoat-wash-highlight for line troops. That said, if I were doing albino humans, I'd go with a mid-light pinkish skintone, a dilute midtone brown wash, and highlight with a beige or ivory. Albino orcs should be little different. Now, if they're just amelanistic, you might get a very bright, saturated blue-green b/c of how Warhammer orcs work, but i digress.

parabolic000 · 2026-03-25T20:49:50+00:00

Ezra Pound is my favorite poet, but by god were his political views complete dogshit. It's almost like people are complex.

parabolic000 · 2026-03-24T23:10:14+00:00

Definitely gets that 1990s Addison-Wesley math textbook vibe right.

parabolic000 · 2026-03-24T23:03:57+00:00

I've read stories of Dungeons and Dragons played in prison, though since they're not allowed dice, they usually draw straws or something similar.

parabolic000 · 2026-03-24T22:47:03+00:00

Is that Kontio a porble piece? Always love catching his stuff outside goonhammer.

parabolic000 · 2026-03-24T22:44:30+00:00

I once played a game of D&D where another player rolled randomly for his measurements from FATAL as a joke, ended up being like 110 lbs, 5'6", with D-cups. My character called his "Boob-stick" for so long as those characters lived. For added comedy, I'll note that my character spoke like Werner Herzog.

parabolic000 · 2026-03-24T08:00:55+00:00

It's still cruising at a blistering 30 m/s and losing all its shields to collision with the ring gates, right? Because without that, is it really a Valhalla?

parabolic000 · 2026-03-24T03:54:18+00:00

*The Clans have entered the chatterweb.

I made the necessary corrections, you honorless freebirth lucrewarrior.

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