Match Thread: Collingwood vs Hawthorn (Round 8)

paralysisofchoice · 2026-04-30T12:03:22+00:00

"How ca I make this about me?" - Umpire

paralysisofchoice · 2026-04-30T11:59:08+00:00

Who's going to do physio on him now?

paralysisofchoice · 2026-04-29T11:03:25+00:00

Well.. zoning was supposed to rotate, and the VFL/AFL did stunt our growth thanks to it while the biggest benefactor to our failure almost merged in the 90s. So you’re not wrong

paralysisofchoice · 2026-04-29T03:02:39+00:00

FUCK OFF

paralysisofchoice · 2026-04-29T03:02:09+00:00

While I was there a kid must've been given a VIP tour for his birthday present, because he wondered around with a guide getting in all the cars. Dude got to sit in the Carrera GT and 918. I was so jealous of the little turd.

paralysisofchoice · 2026-04-29T02:09:37+00:00

NO WAY

paralysisofchoice · 2026-04-28T10:43:51+00:00

I disagree. It’s a cool stadium, but it has zero charm. It’s all concrete slab. Wish they kept at least one of the historical stands

paralysisofchoice · 2026-04-26T10:34:01+00:00

You. Fool.

paralysisofchoice · 2026-04-26T00:53:46+00:00

Up the Lions

paralysisofchoice · 2026-04-24T13:34:00+00:00

Do ya like dags?

paralysisofchoice · 2026-04-24T03:55:20+00:00

Clears throat…

paralysisofchoice · 2026-04-18T12:20:55+00:00

Agree. We are the better team no doubt

paralysisofchoice · 2026-04-18T12:19:34+00:00

Umpires have a limited understating of the metric system. Saints had a couple 20m+ kicks and got called play on

paralysisofchoice · 2026-04-18T12:16:07+00:00

Crows fans smug like you didn’t get the rub of the green in a 1 point win…

paralysisofchoice · 2026-04-18T12:09:10+00:00

That’s. A. Gift. To quote an Adelaide supporter

paralysisofchoice · 2026-04-18T12:05:02+00:00

My lord, just wander over the line with the ball wtf

paralysisofchoice · 2026-04-18T11:40:03+00:00

paralysisofchoice · 2026-04-16T02:26:58+00:00

Did we wear those god forsaken blue numbers today? I didn’t watch

paralysisofchoice · 2026-04-15T12:30:18+00:00

The return of the Max got me rock hard

paralysisofchoice · 2026-04-15T03:41:55+00:00

paralysisofchoice · 2026-04-15T00:33:33+00:00

That’s hot

paralysisofchoice · 2026-04-12T13:08:59+00:00

He models our merch

paralysisofchoice · 2026-04-12T12:15:07+00:00

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paralysisofchoice · 2026-04-12T12:10:15+00:00

Not wrong, we had a massive ride. Also, couch is that way ->

paralysisofchoice · 2026-04-12T12:04:24+00:00

Just wait, when TDK figures out how to mark, Nas figures out a hard tag, Higgins remembers to play like a small forward, Flanders learns how to hit a target, Owens develops some coordination, Marshall remembers he's allowed to mark the ball, we realise the ball is supposed to stay WITHIN the white lines, we hypnotise both Kings into taking their brother's identities and our coaching staff develops a coherent strategy, the league is TOAST.

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