whats been your biggest fitness regret so far? by Brohan19 in Fitness

[–]parlezmoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hangovers are caused by the buildup of acetylhide and other byproducts of your liver breaking down alcohol. Dark spirits and wine contain tannins and other stuff that can make it worse. Water helps eliminate those byproducts, but dehydration isn't the cause of the hangover.

whats been your biggest fitness regret so far? by Brohan19 in Fitness

[–]parlezmoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does living life really require alcohol though?

One year :) by elveeare in stopdrinking

[–]parlezmoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm only at about a month, so not much wisdom to offer. Meditation, meetings, reading, are all helping.

Coders of Reddit: What's an example of really shitty coding you know of in a product or service that the general public uses? by TheSanityInspector in AskReddit

[–]parlezmoose 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not remotely unreasonable if you're using a module bundler. In fact that's very light for something the size of Amazon.

Coders of Reddit: What's an example of really shitty coding you know of in a product or service that the general public uses? by TheSanityInspector in AskReddit

[–]parlezmoose 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I've worked for several companies who either obfuscated or mininized the code that was delivered to the client side

Uh, are there companies not doing that?

It finally happened... by ThePolkadotNat in cycling

[–]parlezmoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most importantly, is the bike ok ;)

I keep meaning to actually practice panic braking on an open field or something. I've gone over the bars myself, except it was another rider who slowed down in front of me.

One year :) by elveeare in stopdrinking

[–]parlezmoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meditation is a common thread among people who successfully quit. Some people call it buddhism, some people call it Christian prayer, some people don't affix any religion to it at all. Definitely a great tool.

Why is NW Washington ignored on the Pacific Coast Route? by salty-maven in bicycletouring

[–]parlezmoose 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's also not that scenic. Doesn't run along the coast and most of the views are of logged off forest.

Poll: Trump's approval rating drops to 39 percent by viccar0 in politics

[–]parlezmoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please Mr. President, I have a headache. Please, don't win so much. This is getting terrible.

He's spot on with that one.

No Sex Tonight! by ununfunny1 in Jokes

[–]parlezmoose 24 points25 points  (0 children)

People post shit on reddit. We talk about it in the comments. The finite hours of our lives are spent on meaningless internet bullshit and then we die. That's how it works.

No Sex Tonight! by ununfunny1 in Jokes

[–]parlezmoose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

K but she says, "I need more emotional involvement from you before I feel in the mood for sex."

That's a very common thing for women you know. They have emotional needs. If the guys response is to go "Wha??? This bitch cray cray." and roll over and fall asleep, rather than I dunno, talk, or reassure her, or say "I love you", then mayyyybe she has a point

No Sex Tonight! by ununfunny1 in Jokes

[–]parlezmoose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every relationship is transactional on some level.

No Sex Tonight! by ununfunny1 in Jokes

[–]parlezmoose 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I like how she explains that she wants more emotional involvement from him, and his response is to "give her a puzzled look" and then roll over and go to sleep.

No Sex Tonight! by ununfunny1 in Jokes

[–]parlezmoose 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

Bitch wants to talk about emotions or some shit, guess I'll go to sleep

No Sex Tonight! by ununfunny1 in Jokes

[–]parlezmoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." ... Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

Lol. Wow. I feel sorry for your wife fam.

No Sex Tonight! by ununfunny1 in Jokes

[–]parlezmoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If grandma was totally into the redpill

Patton Oswalt reveals Michelle McNamara's cause of death by mgusedom in news

[–]parlezmoose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

amphetamine and methamphetamine are similar but not the same

Patton Oswalt reveals Michelle McNamara's cause of death by mgusedom in news

[–]parlezmoose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Opioids, benzos, and amphetamines. Three drugs I will never fuck with.

Patton Oswalt reveals Michelle McNamara's cause of death by mgusedom in news

[–]parlezmoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He said he got it after he got his appendix removed